I read quite a lot, largely because I seem to make to makes lots journeys lasting an hour or two or get stuck in places where I have a certain amount of time on my hands (North Sea crane barges, flights to the South Atlantic etc.). The main subjects I like reading about are Travel, Polar Exploration, Space, Weather and Sport, but I try and fit some weightier stuff in too. Fiction authors that I really recommend include Jon McGregor and John Harding - their stuff is really good. I'm pretty partial to Ian Rankin's Rebus books and stuff that Emily Barr has written as well.
Without further ado, here's a list of books I've read since I started this page in, what, the summer of 2002 or so. The books listed are available at Amazon.co.uk or Abebooks, as well as independent booksellers who are by far and away the best people to buy from. These books are listed in a vague chronological order with things I've read most recently generally at the top of the list. This isn't entirely ideal though and it's getting to be a bit of a long list, so click here to see the books I liked best.
Whilst the internet is a cheap and convienient way of buying books, there is no substitute for shopping at a local independent bookshop or second hand bookshop. You can browse and discover stuff you never thought you might like (broadening one's mind is so important) and you help prevent the homogenization of Britain's high streets. Identikit high streets aren't classy!! This site has a list of second hand bookshops in Devon where I live.
NB: My scale, no suns being crap and five suns being marvellous, is a blatant rip-off of a clip art icon and Amazon's review scale. Note the appropriate meteorological twist to demonstrate thinking outside the box though. And as I bought most of the books listed their ratings are generally going to be slightly skewed to being better than average because, let's face it, I'm not likely to buy a lot of books I don't like!!!!












Voyage to the End of the Room
by Tibor Fischer
Didn't
really enjoy this book to be honest. I found it slightly strange.
Basically it's about a woman who doesn't like travelling who gets a
debt collector to go and get something for her from a remote location,
and this something is related to her previous existence as an exotic
dancer in Barcelona. Sounds alright in theory, and the book was very
funny in places too, but at the same time I found it slightly hard to
read and the ending left too many unanswered questions for my liking.
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A Time to Speak
by
Sir Vivian Fuchs
Leader
of scientific expeditions
in Africa in the 1930s, base commander in the early days of BAS (then
known
as FID) in the late 1940s then leader of a trans-Antarctic expedition
in
the 1950s before being actively involved in how Britain's presence in
the
Antarctic was conducted in the 1960s and 70s, Fuchs had an exciting,
eventful
life. His autobiography was quite interesting, but I got the feeling it
was more of a 'short, polite precis' with Fuchs having done so much! It
was quite interesting though, without being especially riveting. I was
left with the impression that if I wanted to find out more about the
trans-Antarctic
expedition I'd have to read his book about it, and his book Of
Ice and
Men is very good and details the history of FID/BAS from the
1940s
to the 1970s (ie during Fuchs' involvement with them) and tells readers
a lot more about what Fuchs got up to.
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Gerrard My Autobiography
by
Steven Gerrard
A
footballer publishing an
auto-biography in his mid-twenties whilst seemingly peaking
professionally
rather than after retiring hints at a player cashing in on his
popularity
and begs the question how much of a story does the player have to tell
at the point anyway? Let's face it, midway through a career there's
surely
a limit to what a player is able to say for fear of recriminations both
on and off the field, and what toes could be trod on. That said this
book
wasn't too bad...slightly surprisingly a few people get slated (always
amusing) for example. Considering Gerrard has captained his club for a
while and was tipped for the top there's a bit too much 'awestruckness'
when he started out, but that's a bit picky. What did really, really
annoy
me though was him bleating about being stressed when Liverpool were
seemingly
stalling on giving him a new contract or whether he'd leave for another
club. Erm, let me get this right, here's someone being stressed whilst
earning tens of thousands of pounds a week worrying about whether his
current
employer was going to give him a more lucrative contract worth more
tens
of thousands a week or whether he'd have to move 300 miles down the
road
and earn slightly more per week. That must be ever so stressful. I'd
lose
so much sleep in the same situation.
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Things Can Only Get Better
by
John
o'Farrell
Having
read and enjoyed o'Farrell's
novels immensely I decided to give this book, his musings on life as a
labour party supporter during the 18 years of Conservative government
in
the UK from the late 1970s to mid 1990s, a go. I suppose the book could
be seen as a kind of Fever Pitch for politics.
o'Farrell is very
much a labour activist through his student days and the 1980s and then
as other aspects of his life assume more importance he is less involved
(but nonetheless remains a fervent supporter) with the labour party.
This
coincides with Labour doing better and eventually coming to power. I
suppose
this book was OK...I guess being slightly apolitical and slightly too
young
to remember the 1980s in the way the author does mean that I can't
identify
with the sentiments expressed quite as well and this colours my opinion.
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Beyond Endurance by
Nick
Barker
Captain
Nick Barker was the
Captain of the Royal Navy vessel Endurance at the time of the Falklands
War. The Endurance was at the time the UK's South Atlantic/Antarctic
patrol
vessel and the announcement it was going to be paid off in the early
1980s
was one of the factors contributing to the outbreak of the Falklands
War.
This book is Barker's account of events leading up to and through the
war
from his and his vessel's point of view. The Endurance provided
intelligence
warning of an imminent invasion and was then involved in succesful
campaigns
to reclaim South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. All the while,
the author and his vessel were not treated especially kindly by the
powers
that be, nor was the author upon his return. A little bit of bitterness
then inevitably, and rightly in my opinion, creeps through in the book.
Barker's book is an interesting perspective on the war, if a little dry.
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One Day in the Life of Ivan
Denisovich by
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
This
book is based on Solhenitsyn's
experiences in Stalinist labour camps in the 1940s and 1950s. Needless
to say it paints a bleak picture of labour camp life, a life where
everything
is obviously a struggle and any victories against the system hard won.
I can't say I especially enjoyed this book. but it obviously gives an
insight
into the lot of an awful of innocent people.
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In Forkbeard's Wake: Coasting
Around Scandinavia by
Ben Nimmo
Having
been put off by the
opening chapter of this book twice I eventually persevered and it
turned
out to be my kind of travel book...the author goes to some places I'm
interested
in and have been too and as well as chronicling his adventures also
brings
in details of the history etc of the places he visits. In this book the
author sails around southern Scandinavia and northern Germany, amongst
other things visiting parts of Norway my work takes me too in the
summer
(and then these parts of Norway spend parts of the winter chasing me
for
taxes). It still never ceases to amaze me how travel writers succeed in
meeting so many people and making friends so easily when they travel
around...that
doesn't seem to happen to me!
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Walking on Thin Ice by
David
Hempleman-Adams
This
book tells the story
of explorer David Hempleman-Adams' trek to the North Pole in 1998
accompanied
by Norwegian marine commando Rune Gjeldnes. Having failed to reach the
pole twice, and having reached the South Pole, both magnetic poles and
the geomagnetic North Pole as well as having climbed the highest peak
on
each continent Hempleman-Adams was understandably keen to reach the
Pole!
This book is basically a dairy of the trek, so inevitably covers the
highs,
lows and frustrations of a difficult journey. Having read many books
about
Antarctic expeditions, what stands out about the North Pole is just how
much tougher it appears to be to reach. Reaching the South Pole may be
uphill (to 10,000 FT) across sastrugi-riddled ice in terrible winds,
but
trekking to the North Pole involves crossing sea ice which can drift at
quite alarming rates or break up into leads which need to be crossed or
navigated round. Sea ice can also collide to form pressure ridges which
need to be climbed...rather difficult when carrying one's supplies on a
sledge! On top of that there are storms to contend with and the (sadly
increasingly remote) threat of being attacked by a polar bear.
Hempleman-Adams'
account brings home how tough it is to get to the North Pole.
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Endurance by
Alfred
Lansing
Based
on diaries and interviews
with surviving participants, Lansing wrote an account of Sir Ernest
Shackleton's
escape from a sinking, ice-bound ship in Antarctica to an almost
deserted
south Atlantic island with no loss of lives. Shackleton twice nearly
made
it to the South Pole before it was reached by Amundsen and Scott. After
the South Pole was reached, Shackleton decided to mount an expedition
to
cross the Antarctic via the South Pole. He sent one vessel to McMurdo
Sound
to then make sledging expeditions towards the South Pole and lay food
caches
for Shackleton's party to then cross Antarctica from the Weddell Sea.
Unfortunately,
Shackleton's vessel became stuck in ice in the Weddell Sea and
eventually
sank. Shackleton and his men then had just 3 open boats and meagre
provisions
to escape to a deserted sub-Antarctic Island, Elephant Island. From
there
Shackleton and 5 men rowed/sailed 800 miles to South Georgia which
Shackleton
and 2 men then crossed (10,000 FT mountains and lots of crevasses - not
easy!) to get help from a whaling station. All in all a pretty
miraculous
escape. The odds on hitting South Georgia with a small boat and minimal
navigating equipment from 800 miles are really very slim!
Lansing's
account of the expedition
draws on several diary sources and is an entertaining read on how the
drama
unfolds. Lansing also reveals details about some of the conflicts and
hardships
that inevitably rose, and having also read Shackleton's expedition
diary,
the details Lansing presents are a little 'juicier'. Inevitable I
suppose.
Anyway, cracking account of an amazing escape.
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Hard Road to Glory by
Johnny
Nelson
Having
made an inauspicious
start to his boxing career and 'froze' in his two biggest fights in the
early 1990s (including a nationally televised world title fight),
Johnny
Nelson eventually became a dominant world boxing champion before
retiring
as undefeated champion. Nelson had to make it to the top the hard way
and
struggled with nerves and fear early in his career, and later in his
career
had a harsh reputation for being a slightly 'boring' boxer. His
autobiography
was OK...reasonably interesting, particularly given his more circuitous
route to the top, without being especially outstanding.
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Made in Sheffield by
Neil
Warnock
Outspoken
football manager
Neil Warnock vents his spleen, has a pop at some who've antagonized him
and tells readers about his life in football in his auto-biography.
Warnock
was manager of Scarborough FC for a time in the late 1980s when I lived
there, so I was curious to read his thoughts on events there.
Inevitably
the focus of the book is on more recent times when Warnock has been
more
in the public eye. Anyway, this book is very candid for a
football
autobiography when it comes to settling scores and is quite an
interesting
read as Warnock has spent most of his management career outside the
Premier
League working on tight budgets and fighting fires. Unfortunately
Warnock
comes across as something of a sore loser over his team's relegation
from
the Premier League in 2007. On a production note I'd like to be
slightly
cutting, Warnock-esque even, and suggest that a slightly smaller
typeface
and slightly different line spacing would have made the book thinner
and
surely both cheaper to produce and better for the environment. Judged
against
the standard of other football autobiographies this is a good one.
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This is Your Life by
John
o'Farrell
This
novel was really good
and pretty funny. It's basically a sideways swipe at the cult of
shallow
celebrity; the hero of the book (arguably an anti-hero though!)
stumbles
into the world of celebrity and somehow manages to become a celebrity
without
actually really doing anything but at the same time falls out with his
mates. I'm reluctant to say more in case I ruin the book, but it's
really
good and worth reading!!!
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Legend? by
Bernie
Slaven
Bernie
Slaven was the star
striker and leading goal scorer for my team (Middlesbrough) between the
mid 1980s and early 1990s. During this time Middlesbrough were
something
of a yo-yo club being relegated or nearly relegated two or three times
and promoted or nearly promoted four or five times, whereas now (2007)
they're an established Premier League side. Anyway, the book contains
everything
a football auto-biography should.....self-promotion (some of a little
cringeworthy
and shameless I thought), justification for misunderstandings, having a
pop at a few people and some opinion on the game today. I found the
book
interesting without being stunning, and certainly better than most
football
autobiographies I've read, but at the same time the subject matter
means
this book would be of limited appeal to most I imagine.
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In Search of Elvis
by Charlie Connolley
I
bought this book because
I'd liked other Charlie Connolley books...Stamping Grounds
taught
me everything I know about Liechtenstein, and Attention All
Shipping
has a more personal resonance as it's about the areas in the Shipping
Forecast,
which is one of the forecasts I make! As for Elvis, well, some of his
stuff's
good, and I've ruined Suspicious Minds at karaoke
once or twice
(the last time the karaoke bloke noted it was sung with a Brummie twang
which owed more to a gutful of lager than any pretensions of taking the
song in a new direction). Anyway, this book is about Elvis. The author
travels the world visiting Elvis sites and exploring Elvis' legacy.
Inevitably
the author visits Graceland, Tupelo and Memphis but finds Elvis in
Uzbekistan
(the author has also taught me all I know about Uzbekistan!), Israel
and
a handful of other unlikely locations. The asides about Elvis and his
cultural
impact are interesting and the book made me laugh a few times too.
Pretty
good really.
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Razor's Edge The Unofficial
History of the Falklands War by
Hugh
Bicheno
This
book is, at the time
of writing (summer 2007) a relatively recent book about the Falklands
War
and concentrates on the military details of the campaign. In this
respect
the detailed descriptions and maps of key battles will appeal to
military
historians, but I found these descriptions a little confusing and hard
to follow. That said, I'm more interested in other details pertaining
to
the war rather than a blow by blow account, and so the stuff about the
build up to the war and its general progress was of much more interest
to me. Given the time that's elapsed since the war different sources
were
available to this author than were available, say, immediately after
the
war so Bicheno gives a different view of the causes of the war than,
say,
Max Hastings and Simon Jenkins' The Battle for the Falklands,
especially
from the Argentinean point of view. I found this to be an interesting
book
with some thought provoking insight into the events that led to the
war,
but at the same time I found the blow by blow account of battles hard
going
(more a reflection of my interests than any fault of the author's
though
- his details and maps are clearly painstakingly produced) and the
author's
insistence on using a number of seemingly obscure words drove me to the
dictionary more often than I'd have liked.
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Velocity
by Dean Koontz
A
bartender leaves work and
finds a not on his car telling him that if he takes the note to the
police
a someone will be murdered and if he doesn't take the note to the
police
someone else will be killed. A series of further notes follow leaving
the
bartender, who's pushing the edge of the law anyway, increasingly
complicit
in murder and utterly in the frame if the police get involved. To
complicate
matters he believes his loved one is in danger from the killer, and
that
the killer may kill him too. So he ends up in a race against time to
save
his own life and his loved one as well finding the murderer. I thought
the ending was a little weak, but it's a gripping read and ideal for a
bit of escapism
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In Search of Kazakhstan
by Christopher Robbins
How
much do you know about
Kazakhstan? Beyond being part of the former Soviet Union and having
some
oil and steppes I didn't know much about the place. I nearly had to go
there with work once though. A book about a country I knew virtually
nothing
about but nearly had to go appealed to me though! A conversation on a
plane
prompts the author to visit Kazakhstan and see what he can find out. He
makes some evidently well-connected friends (travel writers always seem
to get doors opened for them that never happen when I go somewhere!!)
and
gets to know the country's president through a series of interviews,
which
provides readers with an insight into pre and post-independence
politics
in Kazakhstan. The author also travels across the country to its beauty
spots and less salubrious spots, such as the Gulags, the Aral Sea which
is disappearing and areas where nuclear weaponry was tested and weaves
his observations with anecdotes and tales about Kazakhstan's history.
It's
a good book this one, and leaves a positive image of the country.
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Football Inc.by
Craig
McGill
I
read this book a few years
too late; it's basically a 'state of the nation' kind of book about
football
around 1999-2001 and how the game is being globalised, becoming more
corporate
and generally moving away from the game it was some years ago. Many
points
remain valid today, for example concerning the G14 clubs, television,
the
way UEFA and FIFA conduct themselves, transfer dealings, the threat of
hooliganism etc. The list is fairly endless, and murky worlds of agents
dealings, bungs and dodgy transfer deals barely get much of a mention.
In some respects this book makes for depressing reading, but salient
points
are made. Anyway, in spite of valid points this book, in my opinion,
has
been superseded by other books along similar lines, such as Broken
Dream
by Tom Bower as well as various other titles. This is nothing against
this
book by the way, simply the nature of current affairs books I suppose -
they inevitably become superseded by events.
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The Falklands Regime
by Mike Bingham
Against
a background of a
lifetime beset by personal tragedy and illness, biologist Mike Bingham
defeats significant odds to become a leading penguinologist on the
Falklands.
His penguin surveys in the 1990s when working for a conservation group
revealed a rapidly declining penguin population, the causes of which
appear
to be linked to the rise of commercial fishing and oil exploration. His
findings evidently make uncomfortable reading for the authorities and
numerous
clashes of interest come to light as the author and his family endure
some
pretty shocking miscarriages of justice, ill-treatment and human rights
abuses before being effectively hounded out of the Falklands. It makes
for a sad but gripping read, and the way the author was treated looks
pretty
appalling really (some of the stuff that went on looks totally
indefensible
really, but without knowing the story from the other side there's only
so much a reader can say). One of the sad things that really struck
(alongside
the way the author was treated) me was the short-sightedness of some of
the reaction to the declining penguin surveys...stricter environmental
controls on vessels and small zones where no commercial fishing is
allowed
would enable both penguin populations and other animal populations to
flourish
which in turn would help tourism and commercial fishing - tourists want
to see penguins, and there's no point in fishing an area bare - leave
some
of it as a 'safe haven' so species can top themselves up.
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Penguins of the World by
Pauline
Reilly
The
author is a noted penguinologist
and presents, in this book, a lay person's guide to the world's
penguins.
After a general introductory chapter, details of the behaviour,
breeding
patterns etc. of each penguin species is presented. The book then ends
with some remarks about penguin conservation...as this book was written
in the 1990s comments pertaining to global warming are obviously
outdated
but the general message that human activity (e.g. land clearance for
farming,
commercial fishing) and climate change are the biggest threats to
penguins
and as a number of species' are already endangered or close to
endangered
something needs to be done! Anyway, this book is the best all-round
guide
to each of the world's penguins I've seen and the drawings are superb
as
well. If you want a general introduction to all the world's penguins
this
is the book to get!

Tyson Nurture of the Beast
by Ellis Cashmore
The
life, times and trials
of Mike Tyson are relatively well documented and will undoubtedly
provide
ample biographical fodder and analysis in the years to come. Cashmore's
book takes a socio-political look at Tyson's life as a boxer, starting
when he was discovered as a teenager up to his loss to Lennox Lewis.
There's
not much about boxing really in this book (not really one for boxing
fans
wanting a blow by blow account) but rather it's a more academic work
looking
at Tyson's behaviour and how this fits African-American stereotypes,
and
whether his behaviour was the product of society or society produced
him.
Quite dry and thought-provoking. More one for sociologists than boxing
fans and ultimately not really my brand of whisky.
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The Final Call
by Leo Hickman
The
author is a journalist
on green and environmental affairs for The Guardian and has written a
couple
of books about living in a environmentally friendly way. In this book
he
looks at the global travel industry and what effect this has on,
amongst
other things, environmental affairs. The gist of his message is
multi-national
hotel chains etc focus on producing identikit resorts and put little
back
into local communities and pay crap wages and that flying isn't good
for
the environment isn't good either. He effectively advocates travelling
less far less often and ideally not flying and once at a destination
doing
things were the local community will benefit. At the same time he warns
of the effect increasingly affluent Chinese and Indian people are
becoming
and how they are increasingly willing to travel. On the whole I have
sympathy
for his view; if one wants a sunny break for 5 days it's common sense
to
go as near to home as possible I suppose, and inevitably an identikit
all-inclusive
resort is likely to do little than nod in the direction of the culture
of whatever country the resort is in. Sadly, I find the author's views
somewhat simplistic and idealistic - yes, I'd like to have more
environmentally
friendly holidays, yes I'd take the train more in the UK...except the
train
system is not conducive to this. And will the masses who want a cheap,
stress-free holiday want to pay extra to go to, say, a local beach on
the
Caribbean and be pestered by beggars, peddlers etc.? And would they
want
their children to be exposed to that?
As
it happens I bought this
book because I'm concerned about my carbon footprint - I fly a lot with
work (in the 12 months from July 2006 to July 2007 this included 2
trips
to the Falklands and back, one trip from the Falklands to South
Georgia,
a return flight London-Toronto and several trips between the UK and
Norway
and Holland). I don't bother carbon-offsetting (I think this is
lip-service
and simply masks the underlying problems anyway). Ideally if flying was
more expensive less people would fly, but even if the price of my
flights
were 3 times what they were I'd have still made all the journeys,
especially
the work ones. Interesting points did come out of the section about
flying,
amongst other things how Single European Skies, changes in the path of
descent and more efficient aircraft would help reduce carbon emissions,
but it rather sounds like this would still be a drop in the ocean
compared
to the increasing volumes of air traffic. The book quotes the personal
carbon footprint in the UK as being about 10 tonnes and needing to come
down to 3-4 tonnes; by way of comparison, the book quotes a plane
flying
London to Dubai as emitting 180 tonnes CO2. The book also quotes fuel
efficiencies
of planes being such that flying emits about the same amount of
emissions
as if I drove to the same destination on my own. In other words flying
to, say, Aberdeen from where I live would be just as bad for the
environment
as if I drove on my own.
So
what I am going to do about
it; I can't say I won't fly, there are places I want to visit and
things
I want to do and I don't want to waste days of my holidays travelling.
I know that when I get there more than average of my holiday spending
will
trickle down into the local community. Instead I'll seek to reduce my
carbon
footprint in other ways to offset a degree of flying. Personally food
miles
and waste packaging on food annoy me and this is an area I can look at.
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The Naming of the Dead
by Ian Rankin
At
the time of writing (summer
2007) this was Ian Rankin's latest (and penultimate) Rebus novel, Rebus
being the grizzled, veteran maverick Edinburgh detective who solves
crimes
slightly unorthodoxly. I shan't go into details to avoid ruining the
plot,
but frankly I don't think this was one of the better Rebus novels; I
thought
the plot was thin and not terribly easy to follow (certainly compared
to
some of the other Rebus novels) and the ending was a bit weak too. A
Question
of Blood, Set in Darkness and Fleshmarket Close are much, much better.
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Wish You Were Here
by Mike Gayle
This
bloke-lit novel is about
three thirty-something friends all with things on their mind who seek
some
escapism, and in one case attempt to capture lost youth, on a 18-30
holiday.
Without wishing to give too much of the plot away, they endure some
fall-outs
and some trials and tribulations. The ending is happy (to be fair they
usually are in Mike Gayle novels), which I found rather weak and not
especially
believable. All in all I found this novel a little weak and
disappointing.
It's his seventh novel; the other six are much, much better.
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The Best a Man Can Get
by John o'Farrell
The
first John o' Farrell
book I read (May Contain Nuts) was really funny. This one isn't quite
so
funny, but nevertheless it's pretty good. The 'hero' has a double
life...a
stable home with his wife and kids and lad's flat. Inevitably the two
lives
meet, don't like what they see and there's fall out, which then comes
to
a conclusion. The ins and outs are amusing (and not noted so as to
spoil
things).
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Sexual Behaviour in Penguins
by L E Richdale
I
like penguins, and decided
to find out more about them. L E Richdale was a penguinologist in the
middle
of the 20th century, and this study is the product of a lengthy spell
of
intense fieldwork, mainly with Yellow-Eyed Penguins in New Zealand,
amongst
whom he pretty much lived for a time, and contains comparative notes
taken
from existing literature about other species. The book is principally
the
annual life-cycle of Yellow-Eyed Penguins with notes comparing their
behaviour
to that observed in other species (I think the title is slightly, erm,
sexed up!), and it's a dry but quite informative read. I'm sure there
are
better, newer penguin books about, but I'd imagine it's a read for the
real enthusiast.
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The Reggae Boyz by
Robbie
Earle and Daniel Davies
I
watch the World Cup religiously
and attempt to prevent nothing from stopping watching most games. One
of
my abiding memories of the 1998 World Cup is Robbie Earle putting
Jamaica
into the lead against Croatia. In the 1990s I really rated Robbie
Earle.
He looked like a really good player, and maybe one of the big English
teams
should have gone in for him before he retired and became a broadcaster.
Anyway, all things considered it's pretty incredible Jamaica made it to
a World Cup and this book is the story of how they did it, and what
happened
when they got there. Basically a chap at the Jamaican Football
Federation
decided he wanted Jamaica to get to the World Cup so he brought in a
relatively
unknown Brazilian coach who tapped into a combination of natural talent
on the island and Jamaican descendents playing in the UK to get them to
the World Cup. This book charts the highs and lows from the perspective
of the journalist/writer looking in (Davies) and the player (Earle).
Davies'
bits are rather dry and a bit heavy on the politics in the squad,
Earle's
bits are pretty much par for what I'd expect a footballer to write.
What
stands out in this book is that in spite of their colourful fans and
media
attention generated by being plucky underdogs Jamaica's World Cup
started
with boundless optimism but ended up soured by divisions and arguments
in the camp. Anyway, in the end this book was intermittently
interesting
and that's about it.
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A Soldier's Song by
Ken
Lukowiak
The
author was a para who
fought in the Falklands War. He saw action at most of the major battles
during the war and saw and did some fairly unspeakable things.
Obviously
the war affected him deeply (how could something like that not?), and
writing
was one of the ways he chose to try and get what he saw out his system.
Being involved with working on the Falklands I've read a fair amount of
stuff about the Islands, and this was one of the first things I found
written
by an 'ordinary' soldier as opposed to a senior military figure.
Consequently
I was quite interested in what he had to say. The book comprises of a
series
of short, and often poignant and occasionally funny, observations as
the
war progressed. This book is different, and it certainly makes you
think
about war and what people fighting in the Falklands War went through.
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A Clergyman's Daughter
by
George Orwell
One
of George Orwell's earlier
novels, and one of his least favourite. One of my least favourite too.
I must have started this book about 6 or 7 times, but found it very
difficult
to get into. Once I got into it it wasn't too bad though. Basically the
book is about, erm, a clergyman's daughter leading a lonely, dreay life
of docile, survitude to her father who suddenly amid torrid (but false)
rumour disappears and ends up down and out in London but not Paris
(here
Orwell clearly draws from his experiences in The Road to
Wigan Pier
and Down and Out in London and Paris), before a
rich relative 'rescues'
her and finds her work in a run-down public school where. Here she
finds
some enthusiasm for educating until this is beaten from her by the
school's
overlord. She then loses her faith and one can sense the will to
continue
draining from her and then she gets sacked and ends up going back home
to her old life. It's a pretty sad book really.
The
interesting thing about
Orwell's early novels is that as well as obviously drawing heavily on
his
own experiences (he did some teaching!), if his novels are read
chronologically
one can see how his views develop and how 1984 is
effectively the
ultimate expression of his views on where the world is going.
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Life and Limb by
Jamie
Andrew
Trapped
in the Alps for several
days by a blizzard the author lost his hands and feet to frostbite
whilst
his best friend and climbing partner died of hypthermia next to him.
This
book is the story of events leading up to the blizzard and Andrew's
subsequent
battle to return to something like a normal life. The book doesn't
skimp
on details about what losing limbs feels like and the struggle to
adapt.
What shines through is his positive mental attitude which in turn has
enabled
to learn how to use prosthetic limbs and return to adventure sports and
pasttimes. He demonstrates what can be done if one puts one's mind to
it.
It's a gripping and inspiring read.
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Back from the Brink by
Paul
McGrath
Paul
McGrath was a top footballer
in England during the 1980s and 1990s and played in a couple of World
Cups
for Ireland. Unfortunately, he is also probably better known for his
drink
problem and knee injuries. This book focuses mainly on his drink
problem,
and how he was able to fit his football career around it. He had a
difficult
upbringing (being a black Irishman living in children's homes) which,
one
imagines, would go some way to explaining things. The book is fairly
graphic
about the extent of his problems, including suicide attempts, and a lot
of the problems are attributed to being shy, uncomfortable with fame,
low
self-esteem and a belief that he's not as good as people think, which
is
a real shame because the various contributions from colleagues and
managers
dotted through the book tell the reader how highly thought of McGrath
was
(and still is) by his peers. Ultimately this book is something of a
macabre
yet sad and gripping book I suppose and the honest, matter of fact way
that McGrath discusses his problems sets this book apart from most
other
sports biographies I've read.
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Robbo My Autobiography
by
Bryan Robson
Better
known as a Manchester
United legend and England captain, Bryan Robson also managed my team,
Middlesbrough,
through a fair part of the 1990s. Largely because of this connection I
bought this book; as Middlesbrough manager he took them to 3 cup finals
and 2 promotions and managed them through their most succesful period
in
their history up to that point. There were also some controversial
moments,
and I was curious as to Bryan Robson's take on them, or at least the
take
he would be willing to admit to in an auto-biography. Anyway, as far as
footballer's autobiographies go (in my experience they're often fairly
bland) it was OK...nothing too controversial (not surprising really
seeing
as though he's still involved in the game!) but at the same time fairly
interesting. Ulitmately probably only of real interest for people with
an interest Robson's been involved with though.
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Crossing Antarctica by
Will
Steger and Jon Bouwermaster
During
the Austral summer
of 1989-90 Will Steger led a six man multi-national team by dog sled
from
the northern tip of the Antarctic Peninsula to the South Pole and then
eastwards across the zone of relative inaccessibility to a Russian base
on the eastern edge of Antarctica. This 3741 mile traverse of the
Antarctic
was one of the more difficult traverses that could have been attempted
and the first crossing of Antarctica on foot.
This book is basically Steger's diary of the expedition. The tough conditions encountered en route and logistical problems keeping the party supplied (a previous expedition had set down supply caches, and some supplies were flown in) stand out in the book, as does, to a degree, the monotony of polar travel. This stands to reason really...day after day of skiing across a relatively featureless, white landscape with weather conditions the only variable is going to be monotonous.
This
book is OK. Some of the
bits are quite interesting, especially the bits about Antarctic
politics
and what different Antarctic research bases are like. For the rest it's
pretty similar to other post 1970-ish Antarctic trek diary I've
read.
In a way this is almost inevitable; early polar expeditions (eg those
of
Scott, Shackleton and Amundsen) were much more a voyage into the
unknown
and this tends to come across in their books. This said, I thought this
book was better than similar books I've read.
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Cinderalla Man by
Jeremy
Schaap
This
book is the story of
boxer James J Braddock, a story popularized by the film Cinderalla Man.
Basically Braddock is a top boxer, gets on a losing streak then the
Wall
Street Crash and subsequent depression hit him hard but he manages to
make
a boxing comeback, strings some good wins together and wins the World
Heavyweight
Title in a huge upset. A nice, feel good sports story where the nice
guy
underdog does the business against the odds...in heavyweight boxing
history
I would suggest only Leon Spinks beating Muhammad Ali and George
Foreman
regaining the title aged 45 are bigger upsets. Tailor made for
Hollywood
I suppose.
As it happens I find heavyweight boxing in the 1930s a particularly interesting period in boxing history. There's so much going on...the desire for a charasmatic champion like Jack Dempsey in the 1920s, at least one champion seems like he was mob controlled, another was seen to represent Nazi Germany, another chap sought to become the second black heavyweight champion of the world, and possibly only got his chance out of establishment fear of the afore-mentioned German (a lesser of two evil things). All this is set against the socio-politico background of post-depression times and build up to the Second World War, all of which influenced heavyweight boxing history at the time. Boxing was also much more popular then than now, so the champions and big fights had, I suppose, more significance.
Anyway, the book itself, well Cinderalla Man, is one of a number of books released about James J Braddock in the light of Hollywood knocking out the film Cinderalla Man. The book didn't tell me much more than I already knew about what Braddock did in the 1930s but did have a fair bit to say about his early career. The book really focuses on the period 1928-1935, ie up to the point where Braddock became champion, and has a fair bit to say about Max Baer the media-darling who Braddock beat for the title. The stuff about Baer was interesting, especially as in spite of Baer being a popular champion and media-darling no recent biographies about him seem to exist.
So,
this book was OK really.
Quite interesting, although I suppose I'd have liked to have seen more
about what Braddock got up to after winning the title.
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Death and the Penguin by
Andrey
Kurkov
This
book is in a way rather
difficult to describe. On the face of it not a lot happens, and the
exciting
bits, like mafia killings, are alluded to and left pretty much to the
reader's
imagination rather than being described in detail. Yet at the same a
lot
does happen because our hero - a lonely, struggling writer living alone
with his pet penguin - sees his life change as he finds work writing
obituaries,
ostenibly for a newspaper, then acquires a child and a partner. He gets
slowly and subtly sucked into the criminal underworld, cottons on and
escapes.
This might not sound a winning formula, but this is a gripping, dark
and
quite moving book really, especially the relationship between the
penguin
and our hero...I like penguins and didn't want anything bad to happen
to
him!!
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Past Mortem by
Ben
Elton
I
think Ben Elton's books
are very good. The majority of his novels involve a generally
contemporary
theme/scenario being tapped into and taking to an extreme angle (eg
someone
being murdered in a reality show, the rich clubbing together and doing
one as the Earth dies). Past Mortem runs along a
similar line...bullying
and friends reunited form the theme as a detective and his sidekick
investigate
a series of sick murders. The plot is well-developed and trundles along
nicely with obvious suspects to the murders being neatly eliminated,
and
the ending is gripping and happy. I've read most of Elton's novels and
this is one of the ones I liked best.
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My Quest for the Yeti
by
Reinhold
Messner
Legendary
climber Reinhold
Messner is confronted by a strange bearlike animal unlike anything he's
seen before or even heard of before whilst trekking/climbing/exploring
in Tibet. Further investigation reveals that a large but shy, nocturnal
bearlike creature that walks on its hind legs does live near the
Tibetean
snowline. Could this animal be behind the myth of the yeti? After all,
monsters tend to have their roots in something real. Messner
investigates
in subsequent trips to Tibet where he explores remote regions talking
to
local people. He discovers that a bear called the Chemo is a known
inhabitant
of these remote mountainous regions, and that this creature is known to
often stand on it's hind legs, steal goats, yaks etc and is shy,
nocturnal
and highly intelligent. Messner looks at the role of the yeti in
mythology,
past research into the yeti and how Tibeteans perceive the yeti, before
drawing his own conclusions. And yes, it does seem reasonable that in
remote
regions animals exist that we know little about, or as yet have even
not
or barely discovered. An interesting read this one, very much in the
vein
of the In Search of..
books by Tim Severin.
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Fiends Reunited
by
Paul
Reizin
The
hero of the story has
a nice enough, stable enough life but an encounter with some old school
friends at a school reunion throws his life into turmoil as he gets
deeper
into a moneymaking scheme than he ought to. I don't want to say too
much
and give anything away really (always a drawback with a book review I
suppose),
but the novel is witty and amusing, has some decent twists and turns
and
a vaguely unexpected ending. Worth reading.
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Gray Matters
by
Andy
Gray
I
waltzed through this one
day when I wasn't feeling too clever and decided to read something
needing
little thought. Footballer turned TV commentator Andy Gray's
auto-biography
was OK, but nothing special. Typical footballer's auto-biography I
suppose....he
talks the reader through some highs and lows of his career, has a pop
at
one or two people and shares one or two tame anecdotes. At least having
successfully gone into the media Gray has a little more to say than
average,
but this book as nothing special.
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Of Ice and Men
by
Sir
Vivian Fuchs
Huge
amounts have been written
about the 'Golden Age' of polar history when Scott, Amundsen,
Shackleton
et al. vied with each other to reach the pole. With the Pole reached,
there
appears to have been a decline in interest in Antarctica between the
two
world wars, with much less published. This stands to reason with the
most
publicly appealing goal being reached, although a lot of exploration
still
went on, and sealing/whaling continued, but the economics driving these
industry make stuff being published about it less likely. Post-Second
World
War Antarctic literature has focused on scientific discovery and
individual
personal acheivement. However, much of this work seems to be relative
recent.
Being interested in Antarctic history I was keen to find out more about
Antarctica between this Golden Age and the present day. Fuchs' book
addresses
this gap
Fuchs' book is basically the history of British government-backed interest in the Antarctic between 1943, when interest was revived through military necessity during the Second World War and Operation Talabin, ultimately the forerunner of the British Antarctic Survey, came into being, and 1973 when Fuchs retired as head of the British Antarctic Survey. The book covers how British interest went from military reconnaisance to protected and establishing a political interest under the cover of scientific discovery to purely being able to concentrate on science once the 1961 Antarctic Treaty had been signed allowing political issues to take a back seat.
Parts of the book are, perhaps by necessity, rather dry and something of a chronology. However parts of the book focus on more interesting things and events, and these are nicely, and at times wittily, told....events include the evacuation of Deception Island following volcanic eruption, an occasional 'mild skirmish' with Argentinians (who Fuchs' mentions a number of times were also most helpful towards the Survey), and the inevitable and obviously sad and unfortunate tradgedies. The book ends focusing on what life is like down south, and one can see the seeds of BAS culture being sown by Fuchs and his colleagues.
A
good book then, and nicely
filled a gap in Antarctic history in my mind.
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Fowler My Autobiography
by
Robbie
Fowler
By
the standards of footballer's
autobiographies Robbie Fowler pulls relatively few punches in
discussing
his career today, especially when it comes to his acrimonious,
drawn-out
departure from his preferred employer (Liverpool), which in turn makes
this book a good read. There's a bit too much of the twee 'I'm just a
kid
from Toxteth' for my liking though.
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My Autobiography by
Niall
Quinn
Niall
Quinn is a bit different
to the usual cut of footballer; he comes across as brighter and more
senstive
than average, and also seems like a decent bloke, for example donating
the proceeds of his testimonial game to charity. And since his
autobiography
was published he bought and is chairman of a football club. Anyway, in
the context of football autobiographies this is a good one. Quinn
intersperses
the history of his career, off-the-pitch anecdotes and his love of
Irish
sport and horse racing with his view on how the 2002 World Cup went
(Quinn
was a member of the Ireland squad), in particular his version and some
thoughts on Roy Keane's controversial walk-out (made all the more
interesting
by the fact that Quinn subsequently hired Keane to be manager of the
football
club he bought). Good read in the context of a football autobiography.
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Time for Bed
by
David
Baddiel
This
books about a pair of
slobbish, under-employed blokes. One loses the plot temporarily, the
other
lusts after his sister-in-law and then goes out with her sister for a
while
before getting the flick. Given Baddiel is also a comedian it's no
surprise
to find the book is quite funny, and laugh-aloud-funny at times.
However,
I thought it all ended rather abruptly and wasn't that good in the end.
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The Secret War for the Falklands
by
Nigel
West
This
book is about the intelligence
operations that went on during the Falklands War in 1982. I'm sure the
stuff in the book is pretty interesting to those keen on military
intelligence,
but I found this book exceptionally hard work...far too many acronyms
and
people to kepe track of for my liking, and I didn't really feel like I
was finding that much out either. Some of the stuff was interesting
though,
such as the thinking behind a SAS mission on the South American
mainland,
the role of an Italian banker who was later found dead in some dealings
and the stuff about Exocet missiles. This said, I found this book hard
work, and Max Hastings and Simon Jenkins' book about the war is much
better.
With 2007 being the 25th anniversary of the war, I wonder if any new
books
about the war will be published, and if so what new details they'll
throw
up.
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Bloke Miles
by
Matthew
Ravden
I
think this book can fairly
be classed as 'bloke lit'! It's basically the tale of three thirty
something
blokes with domestic commitments who come up with the concept of 'bloke
miles' as a means of doing nice things for their partners in order to
rack
up time in the 'favour bank' to be cashed in to go to Australia to
watch
the rugby world cup final. Obviously there's a few twists and turns,
principally
that things for the three blokes aren't entirely as they seem at home,
but it takes a while for this to come out...must be something to do
with
blokes not being good emotional communicators! Anyway, this book is OK,
without being especially great. It's an easy read and I guess many
blokes
will be able to identify with at least one of the three blokes in the
story.
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I Don't Believe it but it's
True - A Year in Boxing
by
Thomas Hauser
The
author is a fairly prominent
boxing writer, perhaps most noted for a cracking Muhammed Ali biography
he wrote 15 or so years ago. Over the last few years Hauser has been
producing
regular, short pieces for various websites which he then bundles
together
and publishes in book form every year or so. This book pertains to the
period covering late 2004 and 2005. It's an interesting read if you
like
boxing...there's pieces about somne fighters Hauser clearly has time
for
and some he doesn't have much time for. The more interesting bits, in
my
opinion, concern issues in boxing such as problems with passing men
medically
fit to box, corruption (Hauser only scratches the surface here though)
and some interesting stuff about the TV series The Contender,
which
doesn't come out of this book too well. Not a bad this book, but
obviously
of limited appeal to those not interested in boxing. And if you are
interested
in boxing, check you've not already read the stuff online!
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The Last Pink Bits by
Harry
Ritchie
The
author decides to visit
some far-flung bits of the British Empire during the mid 1990s and
writes
about what he saw. Amongst other places he went to the Falkland and
Ascension
Islands, places I go to with work and this is why I picked up this book
- I was curious about what someone else made of places I've been to.
Anyway,
this book is mildly amusing and peppered with lots of interesting
facts.
Obviously some stuff, for example what the author has to say about the
state of St Helena and politics in Gibraltar may no longer be
applicable,
but such things are always the case with travel books. There are one or
two other books written along a similar sort of vein as this one...Outposts
by Simon Winchester (written in the 1980s) and The Teatime
Islands
by Ben Fogle (written around 2003), and I think I enjoyed The
Last Pink
Bits better than Winchester's book, but perhaps not quite as
much as
Fogle's. Either way, The Last Pink Bits is a decent
read and if
nothing else you'll find out some interesting stuff about parts of the
Commonwealth. Sadly reading The Last Pink Bits it's
also pretty
apparent that the British government perhaps doesn't do a very good job
with dealing with some of these small places and seems to fail to learn
lessons from things like the Falklands War in 1982.
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Penguins of the Falkland
Islands and South America by
Mike Bingham
I
like penguins, either visiting
their colonies or happening upon them on Antarctic and sub-Antarctic
beaches.
Having spent some time watching a group of penguins in a colony on a
semi-regular
basis one spring I thought I'd better find out more about them. There
don't
appear to be that many books dedicated to penguins (although
undoubtedly
there will be significant chunks of more general bird books dedicated
to
them), but as luck would have it I found this book in a shop in
Stanley,
and as I see most of my penguins on the Falklands this book seemed
tailor
made!! The author has worked with penguins for years and spent a lot of
time with them on both the Falklands and in South America. The book
basically
is divided into a chunk about penguins in general, then more specific
stuff
about the various types of penguins pottering around the Falklands and
South America before discussing what wider impact penguins have on the
environment. Much of the information in the book was both really
interesting
and directly pertinent to what I want to know about penguins so I
thought
it was a great book! If you want to find out more about penguins in the
sub-Antarctic this is a great place to start!!

Pink Ice
by
Klaus
Dodds
This
books is basically a
political history of the Antarctic from a British point of view,
explaining
why Britain has ended up with its own sector of the Antarctic under the
Antarctic Treaty. The book also touches on the recent political history
of the Falklands. It was a pretty interesting and informative, if
rather
dry, book written in the style of an academic text book, and if nothing
else it brings home what an incredible achievement getting the
Antarctic
Treaty ratified was.
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Looking for George
by
Helena
Drysdale
The
author met a Romanian
monk whilst travelling round Romania as a student. After keeping in
contact
for a while the letters, some of which were critical of the then
Communist
regime, stop. After the fall of Ceausescu in 1989 the author returns to
try and find George. It's a sad and pretty moving tale, and sadly I
suppose
a story some people will be only too familiar with. The personal nature
of the book means that this takes precedence over anything more
'travelogesque'
and I was left with an image of Romania in the early 1990s
being
a beautiful place but struggling with poverty and the legacy of a
dictator.
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A Falkland Islander Till
I Die by
Terence S Betts
I've
done a bit of travelling
around with work, and in late 2006 spent a couple of months on the
Falklands.
Having only fleetingly visited the Islands in the past, and knowing
relatively
little about the Islands I found they challenged my pre-conceptions and
really surprised me. They are marvellous. Whilst on the Islands I set
about
reading books about the way of life etc. Bett's book can be neatly
divided
into 3 parts - his youth in Stanley and early adulthood working on Camp
and in Stanley, then the war which the author spent on Camp (thus
providing
a nice contrast with books such as John Smith's 74 Days)
and after
the war his involvement in the Falklands political and business arena.
The book was pretty good, and I picked up lots of interesting
background
information about the Islands and how they worked and now work. Some of
the business and politics stuff was a bit heavy going though, but the
author's
views are interesting - he discusses why the Falklands ought to be
independent
and was very forward thinking in business. Good book this, but probably
rather heavy going if you don't know much about the Falklands to start
with.
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A Question of Blood
by
Ian
Rankin
Another
Rebus detective book.
The unconventional detective walks the tightrope of possible suspension
and being a suspect in a murder investigation to solve a few suspicious
deaths whilst at the same time a sub-plot of how Rebus managed to
injure
himself and get himself fingered as a suspect slowly gets revealed. All
my earlier comments about Rebus books stand, and I still can't get the
image of a Taggart-esque character traipsing around Edinburgh, where
all
the books are set. And as with the other Rebus books I've read, this
one's
pretty good.
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A Little Piece of England
by
Andrew
Gurr
I
worked in the Falklands
for a while towards the end of 2006. With half an eye on the task in
hand
I read one or two books about the Islands before going there, and then
once I was here I found plenty more books about the Islands at the
library
where I was staying. One such book was this one; the author spent about
5 years working on the Islands as Chief Executive of the Falkland
Islands
Government. This inevitably gave him an insight into all the workings
of
the Islands as well as ample opportunity to potter around the Islands -
it's such a shame the Falklands are synonymous with the 1982 conflict
and
not better know for their fantastic wildlife and scenery. Anyway, this
book reads like a series of short, independent articles about different
aspects of the Islands produced for something like a Sunday supplement
(almost a kind of 'Letter from the Falklands'), which makes it very
easy
to dip and out of. Politically the book obviously reflects the time the
author was on the Islands (mid to late 1990s) so some of the bits about
relations with Chile and Argentina as well as oil exploration need to
be
placed into context of the times, whilst I could indentify with some of
the sentiments expressed in other chapters. Either way I liked this
book
and found it pretty entertaining - I think it gives a good idea of what
an expat's experiences of life in the Falklands is like without
attempting
to tackle the more complex and immotive recent political history of the
Islands.
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74 Days
by
John
Smith
John
Smith is a Falklands
Island resident who kept a diary through the 1982 conflict and then
published
it in this book. The book describes events in Stanley during the
conflict
from the initial invasion, through having to dig a bomb shelter under
his
house and seeing his home town ravaged by the invading army to the
final
surrender in June 1982. A few things stand out in this book....the
difference,
at times, between what was happening and what was being reported on the
BBC (some of this might have been deliberate censorship though), the
state
of the young Argentinian conscripts sent to Stanley compared to their
officers
and the occasional snippets of dry humour which pervade through the
book
and which, I imagine, reflect the pragmatic way one must have to
approach
life on a remote South Atlantic Island. The book is a short one, but it
gives the reader an idea what it must have been like living through
an
invasion and having to suffer almost helplessly as one's home town is
torn
apart. What gets my goat about this are the political doings in the
15-20
years before the conflict (see the first chapters of The
Battle for
the Falklands by Max Hastings and Simon
Jenkins for details)
which could have averted an invastion.
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The Falls
by
Ian
Rankin
Another
one of these Rebus
detective books. At the time of typing (autumn 2006) there were 15 of
them.
I'll no doubt endeavour to read a few more of them as they're quite
good....not
too taxing and easy to follow with interesting, clever plots....ideal
for
reading on a long plane journey or something! As all the books are set
in and around Edinburgh I can't quite get the idea out of my mind that
Rebus is simply Edinburgh's Taggart though. Anyway, The Falls
is
about a rich student who gets murdered. The murder is connected to a
game
she was playing on the internet and a handful of suspicious deaths in
the
1970s and 1980s. Rebus, and his colleagues go off and solve the
mystery.
I shan't say much more about the plot as it might spoil it, but I'd say
this book was better than Dead Souls but not as
good as Fleshmarket
Close and Set in Darkness.
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Resurrection Man by
Ian
Rankin
This
book is another Rebus
book. The maverick detective gets 'sent' on a course with some other
maverick
detectives who are suspecting of being bent, and Rebus' brief is to
uncover
what he can uncover, whilst at the same time sticking his nose into a
big
case at his home station. I thought this story turned out to be fairly
average really; everything comes together in the end and the good guys
(or the less bad buys) win, but I didn't get a terribly really
satisfactory
feeling about how all the loose ends came together.
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Planet Simpson
by
Chris
Turner
Worst
book about The Simpsons
ever. Well, perhaps not quite, but this one turned out to be pretty
disappointing.
I really like The Simpsons, so this book discussing aspects of pop
culture
pertaining to The Simpsons sounded really good. Unfortunately I didn't
really think much of it; I found it rather dry, so dry, in fact, that 2
days after finishing the book I'm struggling to recall either anything
memorable about the book and what the book was ulitmately about in any
degree of detail. Oh, and I was increasingly irritated by having to
flick
to ends of each chapter to read footnotes. I cannot tell you how
annoying
this is. Basically I suppose I expected a book that would shed some
extra,
interesting details on stuff featured in The Simpsons, a little like
can
be found at The
Simpsons
Archive but in more detail. I guess this book might interest
a fan
of The Simpsons, but I think you'd have to be both a big fan and pretty
au fait with North American pop culture to get a lot out of this book.
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The Life and Times of the
Thunderbolt Kid byBill
Bryson
Bill
Bryson's latest book
(Sept 2006) is basically witty nostalga from his childhood, which was
clearly
a happy one. The book is also written more in the style of Bryson's
travel
books than, say, his A Short History of Nearly Everything
which,
inevitably, had a slightly more serious tone. Anyway the reminiscenes
are
largely entertaining, and it was pretty interesting to catch Bryson's
more
serious snippets about just how close World War III was during the
Cuban
Missle Crisis, how Guatemala was manipulated by an American food
corporation
and some civil rights issues.
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May Contain Nuts by
John
o'Farrell
A
middle class London couple
attempt to 'keep up with the Jones's' by pushing their kids harder and
harder to keep up with what their friends are doing with their kids.
They
go to quite extreme lengths with this before eventually their
prejudices
are challenged and they realise that it's more important that their
kids
are happy. The book is witty and I guess reflects reality for some
families
too! Good read this one.
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Forgotten Voices by
Max
Arthur
In
the early 1970s the Imperial
War Museum in London, UK recorded the reminiscences of World War One
survivors.
This book comes from this archive of tapes and is effectively a
chronologically
ordered series of the day to day experiences of some of these people
rather
than a military or political history of the First World War. Needless
to
say it brings the hardships of the trenches (mud, risk of drowning and
death) to life (at times rather graphically) and quite clearly all
survivors
must have seen the most horrific things. It's an interesting read and
obviously
poignant, but at the same time repeatitive (which I suppose brings the
horror of it all home). It also surprised me that there was little
criticism
of military superiors and political leaders in the book, although I
suppose
the book may well have been designed at purely giving an indication of
what life on the frontline was like.
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Skinny Dip by
Carl
Hiaasen
This
novel's about a chap
who's convinced his wife has something on him which will ruin a cash
scam
so throws her overboard on a cruise leaving for dead. And leaving him
to
his cash scam and mistresses. Unfortunately the wife is rescued by an
ex-cop
and torments her husband to seek revenge rather then telling the
police.
A dogged detective also gets in on the case and can see the death is no
accident as does a thug acting as a bodyguard and one or two other
eccentric
characters. The tale is vaguely amusing and mildly surreal.
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Beserk in the Antarctic
by
David
Mercy
Whilst
travelling around South
America the author decides he wants to go to the Antarctic and
unwilling/unable
to join one of the cruise ships that travel between the Antarctic
Peninsula
and southern South America happens upon a young Norwegian sailing to
the
Antarctic alone on what sounds like a pretty basic 27-foot yacht. The
author
convinces the Norwegian to take him and an Argentinian the author had
fairly
recently met along with him. The Norwegian agrees and woefully
unprepared/unequipped
(eg limited cold weather gear and funds) they brave Force 12 storms in
the Drake Passage to get to the Antarctic where they spend some time
marvelling
at the sites and visiting various research bases before attempting to
go
to South Georgia. In the meantime the Argetinian falls out with them
and
works his passage home on a cruise ship whilst the author and the
Norwegian
proceed to then almost get shipwrecked going to South Georgia and limp
into southern South America instead. A great adventure and experience,
but the way the tale was told didn't really float my boat - it was more
like a diary than the sort of travel book that supplements adventure
with
additional information.
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The First Casualty by
Ben
Elton
I've
read most of Ben Elton's
books. Stark and Dead Famous
are particularly good. Compared
to other Ben Elton books I've read The First Casualty is
both more
serious (and therefore less funny) and somewhat more graphic in terms
of
describing nasty bits. The blurb on the back describes it as a
historical
drama, but I'd say it's basically a crime thriller set in the First
World
War; a renowned dectective jailed for being a conscientious objector
(to
the war) is taken out of jail (under somewhat mysterious circumstances)
to investigate the suspicious death of a national hero of the trenches.
The plot is cleverly woven and the hero of the book (the detective) has
his morals and conscientious objections severely challenged in order to
persue his investigations.
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Calcio by
John
Foot
This
book is basically the
history of Italian football and the author is a British academic
specializing
in matters Italian. I decided to read this book because I spend 10-20%
of my working year working offshore with Italians and I thought as well
as giving me some conversational 'ins' this book would give an insight
into the Italian psyche. When I flicked through the book in a shop
there
were bits and pieces about how politics and football were intertwined,
which also sparked something - the crossover between sport and other,
heavier
things (eg politics) is something that interests me, especially as this
doesn't seem to happen in the UK.
Anyway,
the book covers all
sorts of aspects of the history of football in Italy including bits
about
some of the star players, the great teams, the great rivalries (eg
where
the sprung up from) and, as I've alluded to, how football links into
Italian
society and politics (eg why Ultras - responsible for much of the
football
hooliganism in Italy - politically aligned, why the national team has a
different type of support to clubs and why facist chanting/references
occur
at some Italian matches) and the scandals. In this latter respect the
timing
of the book is most unfortunate, being published just before the
current
(at the time of writing) football scandal broke in Italy. So, this book
covers a wide range of subjects in fairly brief detail. Most chapters
were
pretty interesting, but the bits I liked best (scandals, rivalries,
politics
and the 'footballization' of Italian society) weren't as detailed as I
would have liked. The impression I was left with having completed the
book
is that Italian football is bent as a 9 bob note, but with varying
degrees
of subtlety and acceptabilty (eg agreeing to a mutually convienient
draw
is one thing but a betting syndicate bribing players is obviously
really
not on) and that fairly extreme politics seems to go hand in hand with
football.
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The Battle for the Falklands
by
Max
Hastings and Simon Jenkins
War
isn't my cup of tea and
neither are military matters. However for reasons of professional
development
and the need for overtime I accepted work on the Falklands for my
employers,
and as this work was with the military I decided it might be prudent to
read up about the Falklands War. I remember the conflict, but as I was
only 9 when it happened my memories are of names of places (eg Goose
Green,
Stanley) and some images (eg the General Belgrano and HMS Sheffield
being
sunk, seeing the task force depart live on TV at a friend's house, a
soldier
being rescued after the war having spent his previous 6 weeks lost and
fending for himself).
This book can be neatly divided into 3 parts; the long and short-term build up to war, the war itself and the aftermath. The first quarter to a third of the book concentrates on the long and short term build up to war and is utterly fascinating. Amongst other things it seems that Britain was gradually in a vague process of 'giving' the Falklands to Argentina and that political misunderstandings in Britain and the Argenitinian political situation led to war actually breaking out. The stuff about the battles wasn't my cup of tea. I'm not interested in whether battalion A or B attacked from the flanks or whatever. Military manouvres just aren't my bag. I was curious as to why some battles/points during the war were so crucial so this aspect was interesting. And then of course Britain wins and there's an aftermath to deal with, and this was also quite interesting, although limited due to the book first being published shortly after the war. 20-25 years on the consequences of the war can now be seen in a longer term context, which is beyond the scope of this book.
So,
all in all the book's coverage
of the background and build up to war was absolutely fascinating. The
'war
bit' wasn't my cup of tea, and the 'wash-up' at the end was pretty
interesting.
I suspect that if you want to find out about the Falklands War this may
be the best book to read!
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A Life Stripped Bare by
Leo
Hickman
This
book is all about one
family's decision to try and live more ethically and how they went
about
it. Starting with eating increasingly organically and cutting down
'food
miles' they progress through all sorts of day to day situations
familiar
to many which can be dealt with more ethically, eg taking short hail
flights
on holiday, what sort of paint to buy to do some decorating, whether or
not to own a car, using disposable nappies or not etc.
I
chose to read this book because
I am interested in how it's possible for me to live my live more
ethically,
and to this end this book gave me some good ideas. Some things are
impractical
though...for example, I need a car because I live somewhere lacking in
public transport when I need it, work necessitates me to take short
haul
flights, I dance with the devil and spent 10-20% of my working year in
the offshore industry assisting in the exploitation of fossil fuel and
I could go on. All this leads me to having a simple, but selfish, rule
when it comes to being more ethical - if it's going to cost me a lot of
money it isn't going to happen! However, there is obviously a lot I
could
do to be more ethical, even on a simple scale. I need some pointers and
this book was good for that. As well as being an entertaining read.
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Fleshmarket Close by
Ian
Rankin
I'd
heard of this book,
but I've no idea why. I'd heard of the author as well, but have no idea
where from other than a vague feeling that I might have someone else
confused
with him. Anyway, when a ten day offshire job suddenly turned into a 40
day epic with no prospect of being able to spin my own books out for
the
40 days I had a look at what books my colleague had with him and found
Fleshmarket
Close. I wasn't thrilled to see 'number on bestseller'
plastered all
over it; I tend to stay away from bestsellers - I'd rather choose
something
I like rather than be told what to read by bestseller lists, special
offers
at bookshops and airport bookstalls. However, this book turned out to
be
really quite good! It's one of a series of Inspector Rebus books (means
nothing to me at the time of writing!) and basically is the story of
how
Rebus (an old school Edinburgh detective who whilst hardened on the
outside
has a bit of heart on the inside) solves the murder of an illegal
immigrant
with the help of his younger, femail sidekick. Of course the murder
enquiry
opens all sorts of Pandoras's boxes such as a missing teenager, a
murdered
convicted rapist and two skeletons in a pub cellar, loose ends which
all
get nicely tied up in the end. I thought it was a nicely crafted tale
which
held my interest without making me think too much - ideal for killing
time
working nights on a pipelaying vessel.....I think there may be another
one of these Rebus books in my colleagues drawer...
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Set in Darkness by
Ian
Rankin
Ian
Rankin's written a number
of books set in and around Edinburgh featuring fictional detective John
Rebus. Rebus reminds of a cross between Taggart and Jack Reagan (from
The
Sweeney) in that he's cynical, anti-establishment, a bit of a loner, a
drinker and coming towards the end of his career. His sidekick doesn't
remind me of George Carter as such, but she's keen, willing and
younger.
Anyway, this book's about the murder of a prospective Scottish
parliamentary
candidate with sub-plots (which eventually link in) concering a
date-rapist,
the suicide of a tramp carrying £400,000 in his briefcase and a body
found after lying hidden for twenty years behind a fireplace. The
sub-plots
all get cleverly woven together so it's pretty entertaining, easy to
read
story and everything falls into place nicely at the end.
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Dead Souls
by
Ian
Rankin
Another
Rebus detective crime
thriller set in and around Edinburgh featuring, amongst other things, a
paedophile just released from jail and outed by Rebus in the press, the
suicide of a detective, a child abuse trial, the disappearance of a
chap
after leaving a night club and a killer released from jail and
re-offending.
Cheery subject matter!! Rebus is involved in solving all these crimes
in
his usual 'not quite by the book' style making things worse before they
get better. I didn't like this book as much as the other Rebus books
I'd
read simply because whilst the plot is interesting, one loose end
wasn't
tied up by the end of the book (although reading between the lines I
suppose
I can work it out for myself) and because Rebus's sidekick hasn't quite
grown into her role.
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A Long Way Down by
Nick
Hornby
Most
of the Nick Hornby books
I've read have been pretty good, especially High Fidelity,
which
is one of the best books I've ever read. His latest (at the time of
writing)
book is about four very different people who all meet by chance on the
rooftop of a building from which they'd decided to commit suicide from.
Obviously none of them had expected to meet anyone else up there and
the
novel is basically about how these four people talk each other down
from
the rooftop and then meet up and lean on each other a bit to get
through
the coming weeks in order to get themselves together a bit. This
doesn't
make the book sound very entertaining and makes it sound very dark and
heavy, but it is very entertaining and not dark because the four
characters
concerned (disgraced TV presenter in disgrace for doing something
socially
unacceptable and now tabloid fodder, impetuous teenager suffering from
teenage angst, failed rock star and mother unable to cope) are poles
apart
from each other in every way yet have so little to lean on to in life
that
they end up relying on each other in some way in spite of the fact that
their backgrounds, their nature and the 'stages of life' they're at
causes
a degree of friction and lands them in some mildly amusing situations.
I liked this book. They way the characters get built up is interesting
and the way they become linked with each other quite amusing. Well
worth
reading!!
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Je Hebt Het Niet Van Mij
by
Marcel
van Roosmalen
Van
Roosmalen is a Dutch writer
who spends a year writing about the Dutch football team Vitesse Arnhem.
Van Roosmalen gets access to the players, manager and behind the scenes
workers and details how the 2005/06 season, in which Vitesse
underacheived,
unfolded. I really like this kind of football book as it provides a
slightly
more exclusive angle as to how things with a team went and needless to
say there aren't that many books like. Anyway, this book was quite
entertaining,
if short, although I suspect I may have laughed in the wrong places.
It's
written in diary form, but is slightly staccato because entries aren't
made on a daily or even weekly basis, but it nevertheless gives an
interesting
angle on some of the behind the scenes stuff that affected Vitesse. A
good
read!
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Out of My Depth by
Emily
Barr
I've
read all of Emily Barr's
books. I suppose they're probably classed as chick-lit. I've really
enjoyed
most of her books, especially Baggage and Backpack,
but I
found this one rather disappointing. The book's about a group of school
friends who lost touch after something horrible happened and then, some
years later, one of these friends organizes a reunion. Inevitably the
'something
horrible' crops up, and there's various other twists and turns, as
there
are in all Barr's books. This one was a bit disappointing though
because
the ending seemed to be arrived at pretty suddenly and somehow seemed
far
less satisfying (and clever) than her other books.
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Into the Blue: Boldly Going
Where Captain Cook Has Gone Before by
Tony
Horwitz
I
grew up in coastal areas
of the North Riding of Yorkshire. One of the great heroes from this
region
is Captain James Cook. As a kid I went to several museums or places of
interest connected with Cook. The trouble is it was never clear to me
then
what Cook discovered and so why he was so great (as a child I obviously
linked discovery with greatness, a consequence of Britain's empire
building
past I suppose). I was left with the firm impression that he did a lot
of sailing and went to places not many western people had been to
before,
but it troubled me not really understanding what he did and why he's so
great.
So, first things first, Cook was the first European to clap eyes on an assortment of Pacific Islands, such as Hawaii. Note he didn't discover them - their native inhabitants did because they had to come from somewhere. Cook's three voyages took him through uncharted waters and allowed him to make loads of maps which would help future generations of explorers. And which could be used to transfer prisoners to Australia. Perhaps his legacy is that these voyages proved that a) there was no great, lush continent - just the Antarctic and Australia and b) that the northwest passage (which would facilitate trade) was iced up and not really navigable. Cook suspected this and by confirming this made what I suppose are negative discoveries. Another legacy, I suppose, is that Cook's sailors infected a number of Pacific Islands with syphillis and Cook's visit opened the door for their culture to be poisoned by Europeans (although in Cook's defence this isn't his fault - if he hadn't got there someone else would have!). Then Cook got killed when outstaying his welcome in Hawaii. Actually Cook was also pretty unlucky not to be the first to set foot on Antarctica - he sailed into Antarctic bays lying south of peninsulas which he just missed! Cook was also a great Captain in the way he ran his ships. Until he lost the plot a bit towards the end.
Anyway,
so that's Cook, now
onto the book. Horwitz basically travels the world visiting some of the
places which Captain Cook visited (including my home town!) to see what
they're like today and what sort of legacy Cook left (perhaps not
surprisingly
some native populations aren't too keen on him!). He intersperses his
own
travel tales with stuff about Cook's own travels to these places in a
style
much like that of Tim Severin (eg In Search of Moby Dick
and In
Search of Genghis Kahn) but wittier, so it saves the reader
having
to wade through other biographies and primary sources like contemporary
diaries. The author visits Australia, New Zealand, various Pacific
Islands
including Niue, Hawaii, Tahiti and Tonga as well as Alaska. The book's
really good - historical details and travelogue are nicely interspersed
and Horwitz visits some pretty interesting places one doesn't normally
read about.

A Piano in the Pyrenees
by
Tony
Hawks
A
few years ago Tony Hawks
wrote a couple of marvellously funny books (Around Ireland
with a Fridge
and Playing the Moldovans at Tennis), so I've
bought his other books
as they've appeared. This book is a departure from Hawks' previous
books
in that rather than being about fulfilling a crazy bet, this book is
the
story of how, pretty much on a whim, Hawks buys a house in a small
village
in the French Pyrenees and how he subsequently assimilates himself into
French village life etc. Being a witty raconteur how this occurs is
inevitably
funny. However, the last bit of the book is all a bit twee as boy meets
girl and it seems to go alright; I liked the funny, but I'm not into
the
twee (although it should be pointed out I'm not so mean as to wish to
deny
someone a happy ending!), which spolit it a little for me I suppose. In
conclusion, most of this book was pretty funny, though not as much as Around
Ireland with a Fridge and Playing the Moldovans at
Tennis but
I didn't think much of the last bit.
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Nansen by Roland
Huntford
Fridtjof
Nansen was a legendary
Norwegian explorer who as well as becoming the first modern-age
explorer
to traverse Greenland and setting a 'furthest north' in the late
nineteenth
century also distingtuished himself scientifically in fields of,
amongst
other things, neurology and oceanography. Nansen can be seen as a
'father'
of the 'Heroic Age' Antarctic explorers in that techniques he
researched
and tried were then used by others such as Amundsen and Scott. As well
as exploring and being a scientist Nansen was also played a role in
Norway
gaining independence from Sweden in the early 20th century and the
country's
subsequent striving for international recognition as an independent
country
before going on to win a Nobel Peace Prize for his work with southeast
European and Russian refugees and famine in Russia. Nansen did shit
loads.
Obviously a talented guy. I'd read stuff about his trek across
Greenland
and his attempt to reach the North Pole in the late 19th century, but I
wanted to find out more about what Nansen did before and after. This
book
obviously addressed that, although to be honest the latter part of the
book (about Nansen's work with the League of Nations, famine in Russia
and refugees) was a little confusing at times, which to spoilt the book
a little for me. Nevertheless I did enjoy this book, and as one of the
great polar explorers Nansen's work deserves publicizing.
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Orwell by
Jeffrey
Meyers
At
the time of writing I'd
read most of Orwell's novels and really enjoyed most of them
(especially
Keep
the Aspidistra Flying, The Road to Wigan Pier,
1984
and
Down
and Out in London and Paris). Reading a lot of his stuff and
seeing
how much of a legacy his work has left set me thinking how much of his
own experiences he drew on in writing his novels and how
auto-biographical
they are. The best way of finding out seemed to be to read some
biographies
of Orwell. Starting with this one. Meyers' book turned out to be a
rattling
read. The prefaces to many of Orwell's novels that I'd read had already
given me a rough idea about Orwell's life (eg Eton educated, policeman
in Burma, living rough for a time, Socialist activist, active service
in
the Spanish Civil War, his realisation that Russian totalitarianism
under
Stalin wasn't great and so on) and this book more than filled in the
gaps
and told me more about his life. This in turn allowed me to see where
some
of the ideas and experiences drawn on in his books came from,
espeicially
the symbolism used. Particulary interesting was Orwell's
socialist
thinking and his decision to life rough in order to investigate life in
the poorer echelons of society. Orwell also seems to have had a
self-destructive
streak in that his lifestyle choices jeopardized his already poor
health
and ultimately led to his premature death from TB. Meyers suggests that
Orwell's novel 1984 is effectively his ultimate
acheivement in the
sense of being the novel that he was working up to and which brought
many
of his experiences together (rather than being his last novel, which it
also was). I found the stuff about the Spanish Civil War a bit
confusing
(in spite of having studied this war 15 years earlier doing A-Level
history),
but that's probably me rather than the book. I'll read a different
Orwell
biography in order to make an objective comparison as to the merit of
this
book, but I really enjoyed this one.
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Antarctic on a Plate by
Alexa
Thomson
The
author is a former outdoor
pursuits camp chef who gives up her real job as a city type in Sydney
to
do 'something different' and becomes a cook for an Antarctic food camp.
I used to be a cook in a hotel, and have been a weather forecaster at a
luxurious Antarctic Peninsula research station, so my attention was
very
much drawn to this book! The book focuses on what life at an Antarctic
field camp (which is used as an 'gateway' for explorers wanting to do
particularly
gnarly stuff like trek to the South Pole), the characters that come and
go, the interrelationships between the people on the camp and what life
in general in this kind of environment is like. I found this book to be
an entertaining read; it certainly matched what I'd heard 'down south'
about such camps, and this book is much better than other books I've
read
about what contemporary life in the Antarctic is like (eg Big
Dead Place).
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Tornado by
Thomas
Grazulis
In
spite of a surge of interest
after the film Twister was released and a frequent documentaries about
tornadoes on channels like the Discovery Channel, there are
surprisingly
few books about tornadoes available. Packed with anecdotes and facts
Grazulis'
book is a really good introduction to the world of tornadoes; the book
discusses tornado safety, debunks some myths as well as containing
obligatory
superlatives. Where I think the book falls down slightly is on the
technical
side when it comes to explaining the science about how tornadoes and
the
storms that produce them are thought to develop (we don't know for
certain
yet!) - I found this aspect of the book a little confusing, which is a
shame really. In short, this book is great for tornado facts and
figures,
but not so good for the hardcore science, for which readers might like
to try something like Tornado Alley: Monster Storms of the Great Plains
by Howard Bluestein.
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Man Buys Dog by
David
Matthews
The
author buys a greyhound
to explore the world of greyhound racing. Rather than seeking to dish
the
dirt and scandal at the dogs the author uses his foray into greyhound
racing
to try and make some money out of his dog and reveal what life at the
dogs
is like. Unfortunately lack of funds means the author gets off to bad
start
and rather than buying a young dog which goes on to do really well, he
buys a cheaper dog, that sadly doesn't quite cut the mustard. As well
as
detailing the progress, or lack of progress, with his dog, the author
talks
a little about the history of dog racing and it's less legal cousins
(flapping,
hare coursing) and descending into a spiral of gambling addiction. It
all
comes good in the end though - his dog isn't a success and gets retired
and re-housed with a nice lady who confirms what a friend of mine has
been
telling me for ages that greyhounds make great pets. The moral of the
book
would appear that greyhound racing is an expensive hobby with low prize
money except for the lucky few who have the resources to buy/breed top
dogs. Oh, and that betting is a mugs game. Anyway, I thought this book
was OK and quite interesting. There's little in the way of betting
advice
and the bits about the history of dog racing are good. The bits about
life
in general between the dog racing is a bit less interesting though.
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Hawaii 501 Life as a Darts
Pro by
Wayne
Mardle
I'm
a bit embarrassed that
this is the third sports book in a row here, but it's a bit late for
that
now! Darts is a great game. Easy to play, and really exciting to watch
on the telly. In fact, if I could pick any sporting event to go to in
the
whole world in one calender year it would be to Purfleet for the semis
of the darts world championship. And the player I'd most want to see....Wayne
Mardle. This bloke understands sport stars need charisma and
need to
be entertaining (he wears a Hawaiian shirt, comes out to Hawaii 501
music
and dances appropriately - class!!). So it was a no-brainer that I'd
read
his book when it came out. Mardle's book is basically a diary of a year
in the life of a darts pro. Glamourous it isn't; lots of driving around
to exhibitions and playing in small tournaments. Mardle's also comes
across
as pretty honest and self critical of some of his performances, which
is
interesting. If you like the darts you'll like this book, if you don't,
remember the name Wayne Mardle; he'll be world champion one day!
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Twenty and Out by
Mickey
Duff
Mickey
Duff is one of Britain's
most successful boxing promoters and he wrote this book when he felt he
was pretty close to retiring. Basically he tells a bit about himself
and
some of the fighters he's been involved with, especially British world
champions. He settles one or two scores and tells one or two
interesting
tales. On the whole though fairly tame and bland, which I suppose is
appropriate
really, because I got the impression he isn't too keen on the
ever-increasing
amounts of hype and showbiz in boxing and would rather be involved with
blander, more clean-cut fighters.
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Jimmy by
Jimmy
Floyd Hasselbaink
I'm
something of a sucker
for reading footballer's autobiogrpahies, even though the vast majority
of them are a bit tame. Inevitably autobiogs of players still playing
will
tend to be tamer, if nothing else because grinding axes at that point
of
their careers could well be viewed as biting the hands that feed them.
Hasselbaink is, however, more interesting than the average footballer;
the Dutch star has never had much of a chance of playing professionally
at home and his big break came by moving to Portugal and then onto
England.
I was therefore interested to find out how his somewhat more unusual
career
path came about. This book is a cut above the usual footballer's
autobiography
- it's a bit rambling at times (it read like it was written in Dutch
and
then translated rather than being written in English), but perhaps,
given
that Hasselbaink is, at the time of writing, still gainfully employed
as
a professional footballer, relatively revealing (Hasselbaink was later
charged by the English FA with bringing the game into disrepute for
some
of his comments in this book!). Ulitmately, however, I suspect this
book
is only really of interest for those interested in the player's career
or the clubs he's played for.
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Extreme Survival by
Kenneth
Kamler
This
book is about what happens
to the human body physiologically when in extreme danger, such as
freezing
to death on mountains or drowning, and it's written by a doctor who has
a lot of experience of working with expeditions. Obviously this means
that
the science is good, but for the rest this book whilst interesting,
isn't
as good as a similar book (The Last Breath by Peter
Stark I read
a while ago.
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Big Weather by
Mark
Svenfold
A
book about a writer who
goes tornado chasing. He sees some tornadoes, so he picked his chase
partners
well. It's actually quite tricky to review this book. As a weather
forecaster
I can say you're not going to learn much about storms and tornadoes
from
this book - it's more about what I suppose could be called 'the cult of
chasing' with some interesting asides about, amongst other things, the
psychological effects of witnessing a tornado disaster on people and
the
history of the Weather Channel. These asides were interesting and
thought-provoking.
Much of the rest of the stuff I could take or leave. I didn't enjoy
this
book as much as I'd have liked, but until I've read similar books.
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Frank Fighting Back by
Frank
Bruno
British
boxing hero Frank
Bruno's 2005 autobiography was published after Bruno had spent time
battling
with mental illness, and consequently part of the book candidly delves
into this, and how difficult it was for Bruno to adapt to retirement
from
the ring and other changes in his life. The vast majority of his book
concerns
Bruno's pretty successful boxing career which saw him briefly reign as
heavyweight champion of the world. The boxing side of Bruno's story is
pretty well-documented, but time that has elapsed since Bruno's boxing
career ended allow for a slightly more candid review of his career.
This
book's OK, if pretty short (I think I read it in about 90 mins). A lot
of the boxing stuff I'd read before, but if you hadn't read anything
before
about his boxing career this book's the place to look. That said, there
were 2 or 3 factual errors, which irritated me as they are preventable
errors, and a recurring theme across boxing books published in the last
10 or so years.
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Big Dead Place by
Nicholas
Johnson
This
book is a book about
the Antarctic with a difference. The author has spent a fair amount of
time working at American Antarctic bases and this book documents his
experiences
working there and ulitmately his frustrations with his management. The
books is fairly interesting in that occasional interesting snippits of
Antarctic information appear, but for the most part this book is about
thr frustrations and politics of work, which just goes to show that no
matter where you work or what you and in spite of how interesting a job
or workplace may be, all jobs carry with them 'the usual shit'. This
said
some of the author's management decisions seem strange and unjust.
Anyway,
this book's OK...I guess if you were going to be working at an American
Antarctic base it would give you an idea of what life could be like
there,
but this aside it doesn't tell you a huge amount about Antarctica
itself.
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Undefeated by
Terry
Marsh
Terry
Marsh was briefly a
world boxing champion in 1987 and then retired due to possibly
suffering
from epilepsy. Marsh was then subsequently held on remand for nearly a
year for the attempted murder of his promoter/manager (no conflict of
interest
there then!), Frank Warren in 1989-1990, before being found not guilty.
This book is his story of how he became a world boxing champion, the
controversry
surrounding his retirement and subsequent trouble with the law. Marsh
is
a pretty interesting, intelligent figure who stands up for what he
believes
in, and this makes for a pretty interesting book - certainly better
than
the average sporting auto-biography. Where this book does fall down, in
my opinion, is with grammatical errors (notably with confusion between
'your' and 'you're' - get a proofreader!!!), and also in that it ends
in
the early 1990s - it would have been interesting to see what Marsh has
been up to since then, for example his involvement with the Liberal
party.
Anyway, like I say, better than most sporting auto-biographies.
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Brand New Friend by
Mike
Gayle
Mike
Gayle has written a few
books and all of them are good. If I had to catergorize his books I'd
say
they were 'chick-lit for blokes' in that they tend to be about
relationships
but (largely) from the bloke's point of view. This might make his books
sound a bit wussy but they are good! Anyway, Brand New Friend
is
a story about a bloke who has to move from London to Manchester to move
in with his girlfriend but other than her knows no-one else in
Manchester
and has to go and make some new friends, which he doesn't find too
easy.
He eventually makes a new friend who is a girl, which in turn
inevitably
tests the patience of his girlfriend.
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True North
by
Bruce Henderson
Two
Americans - Robert Peary
and Frederick Cook - claimed to have reached the North Pole within a
year
or so of each other early in the 20th century. Both claims have been
brought
under substantial question, although for a long time Peary was
recognized
as being first. Henderson's book looks at both men's background, early
exploring career and then their claims to being first at the Pole, and
ultimately ends up being pro-Cook casting considerable doubts on
Peary's
claim. This book is a really good read (better than Fergus Fleming's
Ninety
Degrees North which covers Peary and Cook as well as earlier, and
later,
Arctic expeditions) and raises considerable food for thought. The only
minor point that I wasn't so keen on is that the book is pro-Cook when
I'd have rather read something slightly more obviously impartial.
However,
this is nitpicking. This is the best book I've read about these chap's
race for the North Pole!

The Kon-Tiki Expedition
by
Thor
Heyerdahl
This
book is the story of
how legendary Norwegian explorer/archaeologist Thor Heyerdahl built a
raft
pretty much according to ancient ways and sailed it from the cast of
Peru
to a south Pacific island in order to demonstrate how some of these
islands
may
have been populated. Heyerdahl's theories were, at the time, very
controversial,
and this controversey hasn't gone away today. One could argue that his
journey proved nothing other than that 6 Scandinavians can build and
sail
a raft, but equally one could, as Heyerdahl did, that such a primitive
craft could indeed have been a means of getting people from South
America
to Pacific Islands. Anyway, this book is really good....it's part
adventure
story (the building and sailing the raft bit), part science (stuff
about
what crazy sea life the craft encountered en route) and finally part
archaeology
as Heyerdahl puts his theories forward. I don't know enough about this
side of things to know whether Heyerdahl was right or wrong, but he
makes
a very good case for many of his points, and in any case right or wrong
fair play to him for taking unorthodox methods to prove his theories -
science/academia needs people like this - and he spins a good travel
yarn
too. Have a read of this one - it's good.
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Eight Men and a Duck: An
Improbable Voyage by Reed Boat to Easter Island by
Nick
Thorpe
Whilst
travelling in South
America the author hears about a journey to be made by traditional reed
boat from Chile to Easter Island and manages to become a member of the
crew. The book then becomes a pretty interesting, and at times amusing
tale, about the journey to Easter Island, with a few bits and pieces
about
Easter Island thrown in. On balance I'd have preferred less travel
monologue
and more fact etc. about Easter Island, but that shouldn't in any way
detract
from what is a good book.
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Spoken Here by
Mark
Abley
The
author journeys around
the world visiting some areas where minority languages are under threat
and disappearing, and intersperses his tales of travel with some stuff
about languages, like how Esperanto is very logically structured, so
it's
a shame it didn't catch on. Among other interesting facts readers will
learn that a parrot was the last thing to speak one particular South
American
language. Anyway, the subject matter of this book was really
interesting,
but I found the style in which the book was written pretty heavy going
which spoilt it a little for me. Still, if you're interested in
languages
it's worth nosing through.
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Keep the Aspidistra Flying
by
George Orwell
Reading
this book I couldn't
help but wonder how much Orwell's tale of an intelligent man who gives
up a good job and middle class existence and goes to work in a second
hand
bookshop whilst writing poetry draws on his own experience of both
poverty
and attempts to make a living as a writer. Arguably the 'hero', Gordon
Comstock, choses to live his dream, as well as living to his
principles,
such as not wanting his life to be dominated by the pursuit of money,
but
it doesn't quite work and he slides further and further into poverty,
and
upon being paid for a poem, goes on a massive bender which steers him
towards
self-destruction. As luck, and the benevolence of the author, would
have
it, our 'hero' is saved, by the real hero, Rosemary, his girlfriend,
who
puts up with all manner of shit from Comstock and eventually, upon
joining
the pudding club, convinces Comstock that money and a middle class
existence
perhaps isn't the route of all evil. Most of this book is gritty and
real,
and there were a number of aspects of Comstock's character I could
empathize
with. Can't beleive Rosemary put up with so much shit though.....girls
never do that with me in real life! Anyway, I really enjoyed this book,
even if most of is a bit depressing as Comstock choses to bugger his
life
up. Good happy ending though!!

Coming Up for Air by
George
Orwell
This
novel, set just prior
to the outbreak of the Second World War, is about a normal sort of
bloke
who has an ordinary, mundane life who having seen his life altered by
the
First World War is so worried about the possibility of war and the
changes
it would bring that he ends up very nostalgic for his old, pre-First
World
War life to the point that he slopes off to the village where he grew
up
thinking this would make him feel better about the world. Unfortunately
for him, when he gets there he finds this village is pretty much
unrecognisable,
and the few people he recognizes don't even recognize him. Disappointed
he goes home, where the fibs he's spun to his wife to slope off for a
week
also catch up with him. Bits of this book reminded me of 1984
(which
Orwell later wrote), and this tale is really quite a depressing one
(either
that or there's a moral about pining for the 'good old days'). As a
book
it held my interest but that's about it. If you want to read some good
Orwell, I think 1984, The Road to Wigan
Pier and Down
and Out in Paris and London are much, much better.
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Broken Dreams by
Tom
Bower
This
book is all about greed
and corruption in English football, and whilst some of the stuff in the
book I'd read/heard elsewhere, the scale of what can go on with, say,
transfer
deals and the utrer lack of accountability of clubs with
creditors/shareholders,
agents with the FA/UEFA/FIFA and managers with boards was nevertheless
quite surprising. Bent as a nine bob note some of the deals that go on
I tell you! Anyway, whilst the subject matter was quite interesting I
did
find this book quite dry and a bit heavy on stats.
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The Hungry Years Confessions
of a Food Addict by
William
Leith
It's
not just females that
are interested/obssessed with body image but increasingly men too. This
book is all about one chap's struggle with his own body image. He
thinks
he's too fat and goes through cycles of doing something about it and
then
not doing anything about it. Interestingly this is something I can
sympathize
with and so some of the stuff in this book was interesting. For
example,
the author makes a good case for a low carbohydrate diet (eg the
Aitkens'
diet) and produced some interesting statistics concerning what happens
to people who have dieted and then stopped dieting. However, parts of
the
book were crap, tedious and unecessary (the rather more confessional
and
diary-like parts) and would have been better filled with more substance
I thought. Interesting at times but nothing special this book.
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Our Man in Havana by
Graham
Greene
A
mildly amusing novel about
an English vacuum cleaner salesman living in Havana who when short of
money
gets caught up in a spy ring and spins some seemingly harmless (and
unlikely)
porkies in order to make his life spying as easy as possible.
Unfortunately
his naive porkies attract attention and he falls victim to his own web
of deceit, but it's not all bad news because he also finds love. I
quite
liked this book, although it was a little hard to follow sometimes, but
it was mildly amusing in places, and it's hard not to feel sorry for
the
main character (Wormald) who doesn't mean to get himself in deeper than
he could possibly imagine!
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Racing Pigs and Giant Marrows
by
Harry
Pearson
A
book about trips to northern
English agricultural shows sounds rather unlikely subject matter for a
book, but the mix of fact and good humour makes this book a pretty
interesting
read.
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Who Runs This Place? by
Anthony
Sampson
This
book looks at current
affairs, eg politics, business etc., in modern day Britain looking at
stuff
like the accountability of those in power. It doesn't paint the
greatest
of pictures of modern day Britain, and there's plenty of evidence to
suggest
the country's going to the dogs. Anyway, whilst there was nothing wrong
with this book, the style it's written in made it heavy going and hard
work for me.
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Catcher in the Rye by
J
D Salinger
Salinger's
classic novel tells
the story of a teenage boy having a breakdown and running away from 'it
all'. I'd heard/read that this novel was a classic, but I'm afraid I
didn't
really 'get it' and can't agree with the hoardes of people on
amazon.co.uk
who gave this book positive reviews. I'm sure it's meant to be very
deep
and symbolic, but I just didn't get it and didn't really enjoy it.
Actually,
speaking of these reviews, it was noticeable that people either seemed
to love or hate this book. I fell into the latter catergory, which is
actually
frustrating because I wanted to be able to see what was so good about
this
book.
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Laughing Matters by
Steven
Jacobi
I
can't quite remember what
prompted me to buy this book, but when I got round to reading it it
wasn't
quite what I expected. Basically, the author decides to become a
stand-up
comedian and takes us through how he transforms himself to having the
bottle
to 'get up and do it' (not too disimilar to something from the TV
programme
Faking
It). Fair play to him for having the bottle to do this. I
couldn't.
But then again I'm not funny either. In the process of becoming a
stand-up
comedian the author then finds he isn't getting what he wants out of
it.
The story is readable enough, but to be honest I found it neither
particularly
interesting or funny. Seeing someone go through the trials and
tribulations
the author undoubtedly suffered would be better on TV because so many
of
these trials and tribulations would be visual I guess. Anyway, didn't
really
enjoy this book.
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Bringing Down the House
by
Ben
Mezrich
Bit
of an odd choice this
one. I bought this out of desperation....the two books I wanted on the
day I bought this title were on a buy two get one free offer and this
title
was the only other book I could find that looked intresting and was
part
of the same offer - I wasn't convinced it was going to be up to much,
but
it turned out to be really good. Anyway, Mezrich's true story of how a
group of highly motovated and mathematically able MIT students were
able
to get organised into a unit successful enough to win a lot of money
playing
blackjack (blackjack is suited to this because it can favour the
gambler
in that the cards that have just gone influence what is going to come
up
so if one can remember what's gone one can potentially be at an
advantage).
at US casinos, primarily in Las Vegas, before getting the frighteners
put
on them and scaling down their (legal) operation is a pretty gripping
tale.
A sort of true-to-life and legal Ocean's Eleven, and arguably had they
not been quite so greedy and stuck to making more modest amounts
regularly,
who knows, in the long run they might have done better. The whole tale
makes me wonder how professional card players can make a living though.
Anyway, just don't get caught obviously counting the cards in Vegas!
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The Glory Game by
Hunter
Davis
The
author was allowed full
access to the Tottenham Hotspur FC first team squad through their
successful
1971-72 season in order to produce a book telling 'what it's really
like
being a footballer'. This was the first time such a book was produced,
and to be honest very few similar books have been produced (only Left
Foot Forward and Left Foot in the Grave
by Garry Nelson, It's
Only a Game? by Eamonn Dunphy and Het Mooiste Leven
by Kees
t' Hart spring to mind as similar examples of this kind of
access-all-areas-fly-on-the-wall
genre). Anyway, it's a pretty good read really. A number of aspects of
football bemoaned by Davis then are similarly lamented by the media
these
days, proving that some things really never do change. This book
focuses
very much on what goes on at training and on the pitch rather than
revealing
any scandalous, gossipy details, and in fact I wonder if pressure to do
just that would make such a book unlikely to be written today.
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Into the Wild by
Jon
Krakauer
This
book is the story of
a young man with a good start in life who upon graduation effectively
shuns
society, his family and the advantages his upbringing and intelligence
bring him to lead an alternative lifestyle hitchhiking, exploring the
wildnerness
and, I suppose, finding himself. Sadly the young man dies in Alaksa and
his body is found several weeks later. This book pieces together what
happen
to this young man and attempts to explain why he followed the course of
actions he did, and it makes for a pretty interesting read.
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Extra Time by
Willie
Maddren
Willie
Maddren was a very
good footballer at Middlesbrough FC in the late 1960s and 70s whose
career
was then curtailed by injury. He went on to become Middlesbrough's
manager
for a while in the 1980s and whilst not always successful results-wise
some of the players Maddren brought in were key in Middlesbrough's rise
from struggling (old) 3rd division team in 1986 to the top. Sadly, in
the
1990s Maddren went on to develop motor neurone disease and die.
Maddren's
autobiography was written in aid of motor neurone disease when he knew
he was terminally ill. Given Maddren wasn't a particularly famous
footballer
I guess this book has limited appeal, but as Middlesbrough are my
'team'
it had considerable appeal, not least because it's one of the few books
about the club in the 1970s and early 80s, a time when I was growing up
in the Middlesbrough area and very aware of the team. Maddren, it turns
out, was a very good player, and the Boro team of the mid 1970s was a
little
better than I'd thought, and even came closer than I thought to being
champions!
Maddren's time as manager was punctuated by poor results and little in
the way of funds to buy players. Nevertheless he was instrumental in
bringing
Boro legends like Slavin, Pallister, Ripley, Cooper and Mowbray through
the ranks. The book inevitably ends on a sad and poignant note as
Maddren
learns that he has become terminally ill. I enjoyed this book,
principally
because of its subject matter, and it is far better written and
revealing
than most football autobiographies and it is to this standard to which
I've judged this book.
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Yes Man byDanny
Wallace
As
an author Danny Wallace
has specialized in being involved in books where a daft project has
been
followed to the nth degree. Having helped his friend, Dave Gorman, find
50+ Dave Gormans and then started a cult,. the author decides,
following
a conversation with a stranger on a bus, to change his life and say yes
to everything. Needless to say this leads to a series of crazy
adventures,
some interesting coincidences and shedding light on what those email
scams
purporting to be from African/Middle Eastern royalty promising riches
for
some up front financial assistance are all about! Original idea, and
best
of all there's an incredibly happy ending. Actually, it's probably the
happiest ending since Cinderella and happier than anything Hans
Christian
Anderson and the Grimm brothers could conjure up (oh you sentimental
fool
Suri).
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Ninety Degrees North by
Fergus
Fleming
Most
of my reading about polar
exploration has focused on the Antarctic, principally because when I
joined
the Met Office I knew I would have the chance to go there (and I did,
and
it really is very pleasant). To my mind the Antarctic is the superior
polar
region with a number of huge advantages over the Arctic.....lack of
land/ice
based predators, penguins and most of all the fact that it's on land so
is a tangible entity rather than a big lump ice floating and drifting
around
at the whim and mercy of wind and current. However, as I found out
whilst
reading this book the Arctic has one redeeming factor - controversy
surrounding
who got to the North Pole first....was it Cook? Was it Peary? Was it
Byrd?
Does flying over it count anyway? Fleming's book recounts the tale of
the
discovery of the North Pole. The bulk of the book focuses on failed mid
19th century expeditions, and occasionally some interestingly gruesome
facts come to light (just one of the things I like about polar
exploration!)
but when Norwegians and Cook and Peary get involved it becomes pretty
interesting
as they vied to get to the North Pole first. The book then ends
discussing
the controversy surrounding Cook and Peary's claims to be first to the
North Pole (chaps, if you're going to make it up at least try and lie
convincingly!)
before getting on the next wave of Arctic exploration where Byrd may
have
flown over the Pole and Amundsen did (in fact Amundsen was the first
chap
to see both poles!). I liked the last half of this book, but found the
first half quite hard going. Good read though, and now I'll have to
find
out more about Peary and Cooks expeditions and creative compass work!
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Greavesie by
Jimmy
Greaves
I
misunderstood Jimmy Greaves.
I knew he'd been a great footballer and in the 1970s he'd had a battle
with the bottle before becoming a TV pundit in the 1980s and 90s. I
thought
he was a pretty irritating character on TV...too cheerful, chirpy and
populist
for my liking coming across like a TV version of The Sun's
football
pages. On reflection, and having read his very good autobiography, it
turns
out he's a sharp cookie and what he and his co-pundit (Ian St John) set
out to do on their regular football TV show in the 1980s and early 90s
seems to be something of a succesful forerunner to a current football
show
(Soccer AM on Sky Sports) which I happen to really like! However, I
wanted
to know more about Greaves than this.....after labouring through his
childhood
nostalgia I was curious about Greaves' time in Italy (in his early 20s
Greaves went to play in Italy, but didn't last long), why Greaves was a
member of England's 1966 World Cup winning squad but didn't play in the
final and why he ended up battling the bottle. Most football
autobiographies
I've read haven't been great and have often been bland. This one,
however,
is a good one.
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Gordon Strachan by
Leon
Moynihan
Gordon
Strachan has been something
of a media darling around 2003-2005 as far as football shows on TV go.
Personable with a ready quip always available I thought his
auto-biography
might prove to be quite witty. Sadly I thought it was a bit bland,
apart
from the last chapter which was pretty funny in places. Bit crap this
one
really.
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Plan B by
Emily
Barr
I
like Emily Barr's brand
of chick-lit. The characters are believable and often people I can, in
some way, indentify with, and the plots of her books are nicely
developed
with some surprising twists and turns. Not surprisingly then I quite
liked
this book - the story of a woman and who emigrates to France with her
daughter
and boyfriend only to discover that her boyfriend instigated this move
to hide his double life, and another child and partner, in London - but
I didn't think it was as good as other books written by Emily Barr. I
thought
the twists and turns just weren't quite as intricate and gripping as in
her other books, Backpack and Baggage
in particular. Still
a good book mind, but in my opinion not one her best.
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Bhoys, Bears and Bigots
by
Bill
Murray
This
book is about the rivalry
between football teams Celtic and Rangers in Glasgow and particularly
focuses
on the last 20 to 30 years. The book focuses on the sectarian element
of
the rivalry and on what is being doen to try and kerb this. I found it
quite heavy going at times to be honest and whilst the subject matter
was
interesting and provided food for thought I wouldn't say this was a
riveting
(or cheery) read.
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Don't
Eat This Book by
Morgan
Spurlock
Morgan
Spurlock made an award
winning 'docufilm' called Super Size Me where he
eats nothing but
McDonalds for a month to see what effect this would have on his health.
Not surprisingly he put on weight, increased his blood pressure,
damaged
his liver a bit amongst other things. This book is basically partly
about
his experiment, partly evidence about why fast food is bad for you and
partly about what can be done to improve 'the system'. Being written by
an American the book is written from an almost totally American
perspective,
which make some chapters a little difficult to digest (do you see what
I did there) and, in my opinion, less easy to follow. Still, the main
message
is clear.....fast food bad, sensible everything in moderation with some
exercise thrown in good. The author's criticisms of the American fast
food
industry seem pretty fair, and whilst, yes, they're the bad guys
promoting
their stuff so aggressively I'm of the opinion that people aren't
automotons
and perhaps should think for themselves a bit more and have recognized
that if you eat endless amounts of shit your body will degenerate into
shit. Interesting book this one, and to be honest only gets an
'average'
rating by being written from an Americacentric point of view....had it
been written from an anglo or eurocentric viewpoint I'd be serving up
top
marks.
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The Beautiful Team by
Garry
Jenkins
This
book is based on an interesting
and original idea; the author meets all but one of the surviving eleven
men who made up Brazil's World Cup winning first team in the 1970 World
Cup. The final has become one of the most iconic football matches of
all
time, and featured stars such as Pele. Whilst this book is a really
original
idea, I thought it was a little boring - each chapter is basically a
potted
biography of each of the players briefly explaining their background
before
going on to what role they played in the 1970 World Cup before, again
briefly,
taking the reader through what these players then acheived on the world
football stage and what they're doing now. There obviously wasn't room
to go into more details. So, interesting idea, but not an especially
interesting
read in the end....totally different to another 'where are they
now......'
book I recently read about men who've been to the moon (Moondust
by Andrew Smith).
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The Dark Heart of Italy
by
Tobias
Jones
Occasionally
I work with Italian
people, and in order to understand them better I decided to read a
little
bit about contemporary Italian. The author of this book is an
Englishman
who has lived in Italy for a few years and his book is principally a
look
at Italian current affairs (current as in 2000-2002 ish) with a bit of
(necessary) recent political history thrown in. Italian society and
politics
is complicated so some stuff in this book was hard to follow at times.
I found it interesting at times, but not hugely riveting. It is
interesting
to note how much corruption there appears to be in Italy, and also how,
incredibly, the government in 2000-2002 sought to pass laws effectively
making fraud and tax dodging easier, quite possibly to protect and
serve
their own interests!
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El Macca by
Steve
McManaman and
Sarah Edworthy
Generally
I have found football
autobiographies to be a bit bland and boring. McManaman, however, is an
intelligent chap with columns in 'heavy papers' and having spent 4
seasons
playing for Real Madrid I thought he might have something different to
say. His account of his time in Spain proved interesting and
well-written
without saying anything terribly sensational. I thought this book was
OK,
but nothing speical.
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Ricky by
Ricky
Tomlinson
I
don't normally read showbiz
autobiographies but I had some time to kill during a job and
Tomlinson's
(the bloke who plays Jim Royle in The Royle Family) autobiography was
lying
around so I read it. Having been a plasterer and big union man until
becoming
a full-time actor Tomlinson has an interesting tale to tell. The most
interesting
part was his time as a union shop steward in the 1970's which saw him
wrongfully
jalied for a couple of years for his involvement in strikes. He paints
a pretty vivid description of Britain's crumbling jails. Later he
becomes
an actor, and to be honest I wasn't really that interested in what he
got
up to then. The book's nicely written though, and if you're into
showbiz
it's probably a good read. It wasn't my particularly brand of scotch
though.
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The Life and Crimes of Don
King by
Jack
Newfield
The
dealings of ex-con turned
larger than life boxing promoter Don King come under scrutiny in
Newfield's
book. I like my boxing so much of what I read here I'd read before, if
only vaguely, in other books or magazines. Newfield presents a pretty
damming
inditement of King, but remarkably King seems to be able to get away
with
quite a lot (literally even more or less murder!!). There are a number
of reasons for this, including the fact that there are many other
people
at least a little bit corrupt in boxing (and always have been, eg mob
controlled
boxers in the 1930s and 1950s), the fact that boxers tend not to speak
out too much (presumably unwilling to bite the hand that feeds them,
even
if it's a disappointing meal) and the fact that unlike many other
sports
there is no single world governing body (like FIFA in football) or even
a single governing body in the USA (like the FA). Ultimately this leads
to a situation where at least a degree of corruption etc. is possible.
Anyway, read this and you'll be convinced King is guilty of something.
Read Jim Brady's Boxing Confidential and you'll see
there's a whole
load more characters in the game, past and present, at least a little
bit
corrupt. Not a bad read really, but not brilliant either. And if you
don't
like boxing I guarantee this one won't interest you.
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While the Sun Shines by
John
Harding
Not
unlike the author's first
novel, What We Did on Our Holiday, this book mixes
the witty with
the macabre and throws in a bit of surreality before ulimately throwing
in some deep and meaningful at the end. The novel is about time (and
lies)
catching up with an adulteous, drug taking university professor. At
times
its very funny, like the spirit level incident, but it ends on (to my
mind
at least) a sad note. I didn't think it it was quite as good as What
We Did on Our Holiday, but nevertheless I enjoyed it.
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Between a Rock and a Hard
Place by
Aron
Ralston
Once,
whilst watching a televised
football match my mate Chris expressed a desire to 'rip his arm off
just
to have something to throw' at a player he perhaps wasn't keen on.
Obvioulsy
Chris didn't. Aron Ralston, however, did. Adventurer/Outdoorsman Aron
Ralston
hit the news in May 2003 when his hand was trapped by a falling boulder
in remote canyon. After 5 or 6 days of being trapped Ralston broke his
own arm then cut his hand off in order to escape! This is the story of
his escape. He takes the reader through his emotions over the course of
his entrapment, which in itself makes pretty harrowing reading, and
whilst
you know he's going to cut his arm off, nothing quite prepares you for
the gory details! I was initially a bit skeptical about this book
because
I'd
read somewhere that the author was an unecessary risk taker and so I'd
formed the view that he might have been a bit of an over-confident
yahoo,
but in fact this book is well written and turns out to be a pretty good
read and it's hard not to have some sympathy for Ralston's plight.
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All Played Out by
Pete
Davies
Along
with Fever Pitchby
Nick Hornby this crtically acclaimed book, telling the story of the
1990
World Cup, was part of a 'new generation' of football writing. The
writer
is a novelist who had a press pass for the tournament and combined
going
to matches with spending time with the England squad and FA reps at the
World Cup to tell the story of the World Cup from various different
perspectives.
I watched a lot of the matches from this tournament (at the expense of
revising for some exams - the subsequent, and inevitable, poor
performance
led to me then to check future tournament dates and how they'd fell in
relation to important exams, such as my University finals which
mercifully
ended shortly before the 1994 World Cup started), so it was interesting
to compare recollections. On the whole I thought this book was fairly
interesting
but not all together my cup of tea. I can't really put my finger on
quite
why, but I wonder if it's because a lot of what's in this book I'd
heard
or read before. I suspect I'd have enjoyed this book more, and rated it
higher, had I read it when it originally came out shortly after the
1990
World Cup. It is interesting to note, by the way, that tabloid
journalists
have a long history of knocking and bringing down the national team
prior
to big tournaments - this must have an affect on their performance and
willingness to co-operate with the media, so I wonder if it is rather
self-defeating.
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Starman The Truth Behind
the Legend Yuri Gagarin by
Jamie Doran
and
Piers
Bizony
This
biography of Yuri Gagarin
was also the basis to a BBC TV documentary about Gagarin in the late
1990s
which I happened to catch. The book's a pretty interesting read,
particularly
the stuff about how his life changed after going in space and how a
degree
of mystery surrounds his death in an air crash in 1968. Reading between
the lines I was left with the impression that there is still a lot
about
the Russian space programme in the 1960s which is yet to be told, but
as
Russians become more comfortable with discussing their past (bear in
mind
adults in 1960s Russia will have lived in Stalinist times when voicing
thoughts and opinions could lead to imprisionment or death) you can't
help
but wonder what else will be made known.
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Krakatoa by
Simon
Winchester
This
book is all about the
eruption of Krakatoa (located between Java and Sumatra) in 1883, and
looks
at the eruption from a variety of angles ranging from the social and
historical
background as to what was going on in what is now Indonesia in the two
or three centuries before the eruption, to the science of why
Krakatoa's
eruption was so big and ultimately to what the consequences of the
eruption
were. I'd read a couple of Simon Winchester's other books before and
found
them a little dry in spite of interesting subject matter, but I found
this
book absolutely fascinating and at the same time chillingly prophetic
given
the events on Boxing Day 2004 in this region....it seems that the
Tsumani
was a disaster waiting to happen with history showing that cataclysmic
volcanic/seismic activity seems to affect the region every 100 or so
years
in recent times. Really good book this one.
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Swahili for the Broken-Hearted
by
Peter
Moore
Aussie
travel writer Peter
Moore crosses Africa from Cape Town to Cairo and has some interesting
adventures
en route, like failing to climb Kilimanjiro and being an extra in a
film.
This book is pretty light hearted, and quite amusing and is very Bill
Bryson-esque,
which is perhaps a bit of a dangerous thing to say given how many
travel
books which pertain to be amusing are described as 'funnier than Bill
Bryson'
or something similar. Sadly, as I like Bill Bryson books I have tended
to buy books described as being 'like', 'better' or 'funnier' than Bill
Bryson. With this in mind I consider myself well placed to vouch for
whether
or not this is true or not, and indeed bestow such comparisons on other
books. So, this book, entertaining and Bryson-esque without being
funnier
than Bill Bryson.
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Captain Scott by
Ranulph Fiennes
As
if coming second in the
race for the South Pole having suffered all manner of hardships to get
there and then croaking on the way home isn't enough, Scott was well
and
truly 'bashed' (unfairly in my opinion) in Antarctic literature in the
1960's, 70's and 80's. Fiennes biography is unashamedly pro-Scott but
makes
a number of good points in Scotts defence. I'd read one or two of
Fiennes
tales of his own Antarctic adcenture and found them, inevitably I
suppose,
somewhat self-aggrandizing, so I delayed starting this biography which
turned out to be a very entertaining and well written read.

The Coldest March by
Susan
Solomon
Soloman
re-visits Captain
Scott's journey to the South Pole and discusses where things went wrong
for Scott. Solomon makes particular reference to the weather pointing
out
that the weather during Scott's trek was much worse than average, and
much
worse than Scott expected. Scott's weather expectations were, quite
reasonably,
based on the weather reports from previous trips made in the area (by
himself
and Shackleton), and it's only in recent years since the introduction
of
weather stations close to Scott's route that it has become apparent how
unseasonable the weather was during his ill-fated trip to the Pole. The
fatal blizzard, for example, was a very exceptional weather event. Good
book this one...I especially liked it because it focused on the
weather,
but all in all I think Ranulph Fiennes' biography of Scott is the best
book about Scott availible at the time of writing (summer 2005).
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Waiting to Fly by
Ron
Naveen
When
I worked in the Antarctic
I discovered that I really liked Adelie penguins and when I got home I
decided to find out more about them. Naveen is a penguin expert who
regularly
visits the Antarctic. His book is part log of the sort of work he does,
part history of previous Antarctic expeditions where attention was
given
over to penguins and part guide to how some species of penguins live. I
really enjoyed this, and was pleased to note that from Naveen's
description
of penguin body language I didn't annoy a couple of penguins as much as
I thought I might have whilst once taking photos. This book also tells
readers how penguins pro-create!!!!!
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French Revolutions by
Tim
Moore
Travel
write Tim Moore cycles
a Tour de France route and offers witty insights into life in France
and
the Tour as well as some reflections about the Tour and cycling. I
really
enjoyed this book and it was pretty funny too.
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Rough Ride by
Paul
Kimmage
Candid
autobiography of a
profressional cyclist in the 1980s. Kimmage was not one of the top
cyclists
on the tour and had a tough time competing and this makes his book a
revealing
read, especially when the subject of drugs in cycling comes to light.
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Put me Back on my Bike by
William
Fotheringham
The
author tells the story
of British cyclist Tommy Simpson who died on Mount Ventoux, France
during
the 1967 Tour de France. Simpson was one of the best British cyclists
ever,
and the first Briton to ever wear the yellow jersey in the Tour.
However,
he was also involved in race fixing (in order to make a living) and
admitted
to using banned substances. Interesting and well written book. Sad
ending
though, and Simpson's never appeared to have the recognition he
deserves
as one of Britain's top atheletes.
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In Search of Moby Dick by
Tim
Severin
Tim
Severin has written a
number of fascinating books whereby he travels an area (or in this case
the world!!) providing both a travel log of where he's travelling, and
details about the history behind something (in this case Moby Dick)
many
will have heard of. In this book Severin travels the world looking at
whaling
today and discussing what truths lay behind Moby Dick (the author
worked
on whaling vessels). Absolutely fascinating this book. Really enjoyed
it.
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Seeking Robinson Crusoe
by
Tim
Severin
Tim
Severin travels the Carribean/South
America discussing how the tale of Robinson Crusoe developed from real
life tales of castaways. Interesting reading.
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In Search of Genghis Kahn
by
Tim
Severin
The
author travels through
Mongolia showing the reader what modern day Mongolia is like and
telling
the reader some stuff about Genghis Kahn. There wasn't enough gruesome
stuff about Genghis Kahn for my liking, but my word did he have a big
empire
at one stage! The historical stuff was interesting though, but
Severin's
comtemporary journey through Mongolia was a bit tedious. This book's
not
as good as
In Search of Moby Dick and Seeking
Robinson Crusoe,
but I still thought it was OK.
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Frank Skinner by
Frank
Skinner
I
don't like showbiz books
really, but my mate Tony told me this book was really funny and lent it
to me. Turns out Tony was right......this book can be seen as a string
of amusing anecdotes strung together in such a way that they happen to
tell Frank Skinner's life story. Very, very funny.
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Seize the Moment by
Helen
Sharman
Helen
Sharman was the first
British citizen in space - she went up into space as part of a joint
Russian-UK
flight in the early 1990s. Her tale is quite interesting and the
overiding
impression that I was left with was how much training and medical tests
were necessary to get her up into space! This books wasn't quite as
revealing
as I expected it to be - maybe this is because it was written in the
early
1990s when autobiographies were, perhaps, less candid and revealing
than
they are now, but perhaps I expected too much from the book. I thought
it was OK but nothing special - there are many better astronauts
biographies
about in my opinion.
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A Time to Die: The Kursk
Disaster by
Robert
Moore
One
of my main tasks as a
weather forecast over the last few years has been making marine
forecasts
used by the oil industry, marine engineers, sailors and marine salvage
experts. With this in mind I was interested in the operational
background
of raising the Kursk (a Russian naval submarine which sunk in the
Barents
Sea in 2000, killing all on board) in a difficult environment. The
human
aspect of the tragedy is, of course, the thing that sticks in people's
minds (rightly so) and this book presents a pretty harrowing tale as to
how the submarine sank and how the crew could, perhaps, have been
rescued.
Not an easy tale to tell really due to the subject matter, but it's a
tale
well told I thought.
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Che Guevara by
Andrew
Sinclair
I
knew very little about global
icon Che Guevara, but I was intrigued as to why an Argentinian was
involved
in the Cuban revolution and then why he went on to die fighting in
Bolivia
rather than remaining in Cuba. This short biography provides brief
answers
to these, and other, questions, and this book turned out to be a quite
interesting, if brief, read. On the back of reading this I bought a
much
weightier biography about his life.
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What
We Did on Our Holiday
by
John Harding
A
tale about a husband and
wife with their own problems on holiday with on set of parents, with
their
own problems, in Malta.....a long lost interloper then complicates the
scene in what turns out to be an often funny, and occasionally sad
novel.
The tale is really well put together though and this is a really good
read!

If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable
Things
by
Jon McGregor
I
met the author during an
orientation week organised by the British Antarctic Survey prior to
going
to work in the Antarctic for them for a while. This book is Jon's first
novel and it is outstanding. The tale of how a number of people's
seemingly
ordinary lives are brought together by one tragic event is very
cleverly
told. This book was the best book I read in 2004, a year in which I
reckon
I read about 40 books. My friend Rose liked it as well.

Complicity by
Iain Banks
I've
read most of Iain Banks'
books. Some I like, some were too surreal for me and some I thought
were
a bit crap. Complicity is, by far and away, my
favourite. The book
is about a Scottish jounalist who gets framed for a series of brutal
murders
which he is invesigating. The story is full of interesting twists and
turns,
and I could actually imagine the turn of events in the book happening.
Really good this book!

Vinnie by
Vinnie
Jones
Autobiography
of infamous
ex-footballer turned actor Vinnie Jones. It was OK but nothing special.
I had hoped for some slightly more juicy details and better tales of
tomfoolery,
but sadly none were forthcoming. This book passed a few hours but was
'only
alright' to be honest.
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Shopped by
Joanna
Blythman
This
book is all about how
nasty and horrible large supermarket chains in the UK and what lengths
they go to to make money. Nothing in this book really shocked or
surprised
me, although I imagine it would others. but it was interesting to find
out a little bit about what goes on. This book was an interesting, if
slightly
depressing, read and it definitely made me more likely to go out of my
way to buy stuff from local butchers, farmer's markets etc than shop
exclusively
at the large chain supermarket of my choice.
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Moonshot by
Alan
Shepard and Deke Slayton
This
book written by two former
US astronauts (Shepard was the first American in space and played golf
on the moon and Slayton was part of the joint USA-USSR mission in the
1970s)
is basically a history of the US space programme from the late 1950s
through
to the mid to late 1970s. It's pretty interesting and factual rather
than
anecdotal - for something more anecdotal I recommed Moondust
by
Andrew Smith and Two Sides of the Moon by David
Scott and Alexei
Leonov. Anyway, I was into space travel when I was a kid, and this book
added much 'meat' to what I'd read when I was younger.
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Moondust by
Andrew
Smith
Like
many children of the
1970s (I guess) I was really interested on space travel when I was a
kid
and read what I could about it. Just as the Antarctic has a romantic,
heroic
age of exploration (the late 19th and early 20th century) culminating
in
reaching a 'big goal' (the South Pole) followed by decades of not much
happening (because the 'big goal' is reached), so space travel seemed
to
follow a similar path with early flights in the 1950s and 60s
culminating
in landing on the moon. Landing on the moon being difficult (and
expensive!)
to top, space travel is much less well publicised these days, but like
the Antarctic scientific interest will no doubt be piequed again
someday.
Anyway, this book is a cracking idea - the author interviews all those
who have landed on the moon and are still alive. He discusses how each
of them became involved in the space programme and then what they are
up
to now as well as discussing their thoughts on going to the moon. For
some
astronauts life hasn't always gone smoothly after going to the moon
which
is a shame, although not necessarily surprising because considering how
intense and life-changing stepping on the moon must be. Anyway, Smith
executes
an original idea nicely and has produced a very readable book,
especially
if you like space travel. Having read this book I went out and bought
10
books about space travel!
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Psycho by
Stuart
Pearce
Another
football autobiography.
Ultimately most football autobiographies are destined to disappoint I
think.
Libel laws and the desire to remain working within the game ultimately
prevent many footballers from perhaps saying what they'd like, or, more
accurately I suppose, what punters want to hear and consequently many
are
rather bland, even if the reader happens to be a fan of a team the
player
played for (in which case aspects of the book ought to be a little more
personal). As it happens, this genre of book is becoming increasingly
candid
but often I find them a bit bland. Stuart Pearce's book, however, is a
pretty interesting read, largely because he's an interesting character
who has bothered to make interesting use of his time, and consequently
this book's not a bad read.
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Left Foot Forward by
Garry
Nelson
Writing
in the twilight of
his career Garry Nelson's diary of his season lets readers in on what
life's
like in the then First Division in the mid 1990s. Like most
professional
footballers Garry Nelson didn't play at the top level, but was good
enough
(and lucky enough) to have a lengthy career in the lower divisions.
This
is his diary of a season, and reads very differently to the life of
high-paid
Premier League stars. And this is exactly what makes this book so
interesting
- Nelson's thoughts, views and worries reflect those of many other
players
and provide a much more realistic, yet rarely seen, view of what the
life
of a professional footballer is really like.
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One Hit Wonder The Jimmy
Glass Story by
Jimmy Glass
Professional
footballer Jimmy
Glass is a goalkeeper who has primarily been involved in the lower
leagues.
He briefly rose to fame scoring a goal that kept his then team Carlisle
in the football league. His career has many ups and downs and his book
tells a story that is typical of many footballers struggling to
continue
playing at the highest level possible, and more typical of footballers
than tales of what life's like at the top of the tree. Not a bad read
this
one, although you most definitely won't like if you don't like football.
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Odd Man Out by
Brian
McClair
Then
Manchester United star
Brian McClair's diary of a football season. McClair's clever, dry wit
and
intelligent commentary makes an otherwise fairly mundane dairy quite
funny.
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Super Mac by
Malcolm
MacDonald
Malcolm
MacDonald was a legendary
goalscorer in the 1970s and during a phase of being keen on reading
football
autobiographies thought he'd have a good tale to tell. Turns out I was
wrong and I thought this book was a bit crap to tell the truth.
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Cloughie by
Brian
Clough
The
late Brian Clough was
most definitely one of football's more colourful and controversial
characters,
and with this in mind I expected a pretty interesting and candid read.
Sadly I found his autobiography a pretty tame and dull read. Bit
disappointing
really.
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Ruud Gullit My Autobiography
by
Ruud
Gullit
Ruud
Gullit's piece of self
promotion written in the mid to late 1990s wasn't as interesting as I'd
hoped. The book is written primarily to appeal to British readers so I
found details regarding his career in Holland mnore glossed over than
I'd
hoped, especially the more controversial moments. Bit tame this one
really.
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Tackling My Demons by
Stan
Collymore
Ex-footballer
Stan Collymore
courted controversy on and off the pitch and isn't shy about it in his
autobiography. Consequently this book's a good, entertaining read. Some
of Stan's points of view are interesting, for example about depression
and the football establishment, and he grinds axes where necessary.
I've
read quite a few football (auto)biographys and love him or hate him
this
is one is one of the best I've read!
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The Power by
Phil
Taylor
Phil
Taylor is the greatest
darts player ever. The greatest player ever to take up the tungsten.
His
dominance in darts extends more than 15 years and no-one has come close
to consistently beating him. In any sport this is incredible. His
autobiography
is a bit boring though. There's nothing per se wrong with it, it's just
not a particularly exciting tale that's all.
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Cherry by
Sarah
Wheeler
Apsley
Cherry-Garrard was
the youngest member of Captain Scott's ill-fated second expedition to
Antarctica
in the early 20th century. A lot has, of course, been written about
other
more notable member's of this expedition, but Cherry-Garrard's tale is
nevertheless quite interesting. Cherry-Garrard wrote a popular account
of his travels (The Worst Journey in the World)
which, amongst other
things, details a lengthy winter trip to collect penguin eggs. Sadly
his
post-Antarctic life didn't go too well, largely because he tortured
himself
about whether or not he could have saved Scott's party before they died
having reached the pole.
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Gazza by
Paul
Gascoigne
I
wonder if I'll ever learn
with football autobiographies. I didn't think this book was anything
special
for the most part, and in fact much of what Gazza has to say has been
documented
(in many cases well-documented) elsewhere, particularly in the
tabloids,
so most of the tales of tomfoolery were nothing new. Gazza does,
however,
reveal aspects of his character not so well documented in other media,
for example discussing his thoughts on his ex-wife, depression and
addictions.
The Gazza of the 1990 World Cup and Euro 96 fame is only one side of
Gazza
it seems, and to be honest you can't help but feel a little sorry for
him
when he talks about other sides of his character. Other than that this
book's pretty mediocre really.
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Betting for a Living byNick
Mordin
Best
not to ask why I might
want to bet for a living, but something has to pay the capital on my
house.
Anyway, the writer offers tips and insight on how to bet on horses.
Some
interesting ideas. The fact that he's making money out of these ideas
of
course means bookies are aware of their weaknesses and his ideas are
probably
now less lucrative. Still, gets the reader into the right mindset.
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Successful Football Betting
by
Geoff
Harvey
Tips
and insight on how to
bet on football. Some interesting ideas, some of which I may even apply.
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Profitable Football Betting
by
Paul
Steele
I
like to have a bit of a
flutter on the footy, and like so many things in life I figured that if
I did some research I may become better at this and consequently I
bought
a few books. This book had some interesting ideas and suggested and
analysed
some betting systems and ways of picking results too. Sadly I don't
believe
that systematic betting can actually work, partly because of the
inherent
unpredictablity of the game, but also because the odds are loaded in
the
Bookies favour. The author also includes a diary of how he made money,
so there is obviously some substance behind his methodology (which
basically
involves using 3 ways of analysing what the result may be and picking
the
teams looking good according to all systems - it's the same methodology
I have been known to use to forecast thunder!!!!!). The methods he
advocates
I think are rather time consuming to calculate and to be honest weren't
explained terribly clearly in my opinion, so whilst this book had some
interesting ideas, it could have been better. If you want to research
betting
on the footy, I wouldn't bother with this book.
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Lay, Back and Think of Winning
by
Nigel
Paul
This
book discusses a number
of tactics one might want to employ using betting exchanges, as opposed
to conventional betting shops, to make money out of gambling. Some
interesting
ideas here, all revolving round two ideas - protecting ones stake and
winning
often and little. If you want to make money out of gambling this book
is
a good start!
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Braddock by
Jim
Hague
I
like watching boxing, and
the history of boxing throws up some interesting stuff. My favourite
era
is the 1930s, principally because of the fascinating social history
associated
with boxing at the time. Lots has been written about some of the key
players
in the 1930s, eg Joe Louis, Max Schmeling but some characters remain
shrouded
in a degree of anonimity. James Braddock, aka the Cinderella Man, has
been
one such character although he's soon to be immortalised in film.
Anyway,
this book is the first recent biography of him I've found. Basically,
Braddock
is a successful boxer in the 1920s and invests his money wisely. Then
loses
it all in the Great Depression and has to keep fighting. He then hits
an
incredibly rich vein of form and ends up becoming World Heavyweight
Champion.
It's a great story, but sadly this book doesn't even come close to
doing
it justice. Instead the author knocks out a fairly dry tale in this
mercifully
brief autobiography. I was pretty disappointed with it to be honest.
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Two Sides of the Moon by
David
Scott & Alexei Leonov
Two
top spacemen tell the
tale of the space race in the 1960s and 70s. Scott’s side of the story
is well documented in other publications, eg Moonshot,
but obviously
gives his take on things. Leonov’s tale is less revealing, and in
places
contradicts with some already published details, but nevertheless quite
interesting, not least because not all that much seems to have been
candidly
written from the Russian point of view of the space race.
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Muscle by
Jon
Hotten
The
author goes behind the
scenes in the world of bodybuilding and follows the ‘tour’ (such as it
is) around. Interesting in that I knew little about bodybuilding, bit
disappointing
in that I was left with the impression that there is a tale to tell but
the author focuses on the people (and kissing arse a bit) rather than
what
goes on. He does make one very interesting point about drugs though and
that is along the lines of the wannabes tending to be the main users
rather
than those at the top.
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The End of Oil by
Paul
Roberts
A
book about the future of
the energy industry, and in particular oil. The book’s written by an
American
chap, so is predominantly from an American perspective. The author
makes
a number of good points, but I found the book pretty dry and heavy
going,
so much so that a few weeks later I could barely remember anything
about
this book. Almost didn’t persist with it, in spite of being interested
in the subject matter.
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To the Poles Without a Beard
by
Catherine Hartley
Tale
of a 30 year old lady
who walks to the South Pole. And then goes to the North Pole. Mildly
entertaining
tale, but diaries of early 20th century explorers are far, far better.
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Taking on the World by
Ellen MacArthur
I
thought this was a bit boring,
although I have to admit I principally read it to see what she had to
say
about the weather and her sailing. I found it a bit repeatitve to be
honest...Ellen
decides compete in a race, struggles with boats or sponsorship, meets
some
people she thinks are nice, gets some help, completes the race and so
on.
I think she's a bit of a tart as well. Nor does she say much about the
weather!!
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The Last Breath by
Peter Stark
A
bit macabre this one...basically
each chapter brings up a different, unpleasant way of meeting one's
maker
(eg scurvy, drowing, hypothermia) and discusses the physiology of
what's
going on and illustrates this using a fictional victim. Some survive,
some
croak. I liked this book, but I have to admit to feeling rather
ghoulish
for liking it!
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Stupid White Men by
Michael Moore
Entertaining
book full of
alternative views (although in view of the fact this book is a
bestseller
I guess the views aren't that alternative anymore!) and conspiracy
theories.
I found it pretty entertaining, if a little extreme at times. Still
made
me think, which can't be a bad thing.
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Dancing Shoes is Dead by
Gavin Evans
All
about boxing in politics
in South Africa in the 1970s and 80s. Funnily enough the asides about
politics
proved more interesting than the stuff about boxing. I thought it was a
reasonable read, but I wouldn't bother with it if you don't like boxing.
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Life of Pi by
Yann Martel
I
read this novel offshore,
which given the subject matter (the tale of a boy and a tiger trapped
on
a raft in the Pacific Ocean) probably wasn't the best place to read
this
one!! I quite enjoyed the story, although parts of it towards the end
were
too surreal for me and went way over my head. I think there was some
metaphor/symbolism
that I missed here.
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Beer and Britanniaby
Peter Haydon
Disappointingly
boring tale
of the history of booze in England. The chapter about the 18th century
was good though.
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My Dam Life by
Sean Condon
Tale
of an Aussie who lived
in Amsterdam for three years. Not a bad tale, but too much detail about
his social life and not enough about the actual living in Holland,
which
is what I wanted to read about.
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King of Commentary by
Reg Gutteridge
The
author is a legendary
boxing journalist and broadcaster and this book details a series of
amusing
anecdotes gathered from his lifetime involvement in boxing. A mildly
entertaining
read, but really one for boxing fans only.
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Parallel Lines by
Ian Marchant
Marvellous
tale of a writer's
views and experiences of train travel in the UK and Ireland. The author
does a bit of spotting, some line bashing and generally addresses, in
an
amusing way, some of the problems and issues concerning British
railways.
Good book this one.
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The Lawnmower Celebrity
by
Ben Hatch
The
fictional diary of an
18 year old boy coping with the pressures of love, finding and keeping
a job, losing his mother and having a father with famous friends. Quite
funny but also quite sad. Good read though….kind of an Adrian Mole for
the 21st century.
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Mission Impossible by
James Lawton
The
story of how Lennox Lewis
became World Heavyweight Champion. The book goes into all manner of
details
about the behind the scenes politics that went on as Lewis became the
dominant
heavyweight boxer of the late 20th century. Good read if you like
boxing.
Gavin Evan's more up to date biography of Lennox Lewis is better though.
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Keane by
Roy Keane
Now
this is what a football
auto biography (or, more accurately, ghost written biography) should be
all about. Keane's infamous (auto)biography is pretty candid and he
doesn’t
come across as a spoilt, pampered star, so his book makes a welcome
change
from the usual bland sports biographies! I don't like Man U, but
enjoyed
this book.
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Prison Diary by
Simon Winchester
Simon
Winchester was working
as a journalist at the time of the outbreak of the Falklands War. His
employers
sent him down to the Falklands just before war broke out and he got
there
just in time to witness war breaking out. He was subsequently captured
and held on spying charges with 2 other journalists in an Argentinian
jail
for a few months. This book started off well, and I liked the stuff
about
the war breaking out. However, much of the book dealt, not
surprisingly,
with his time in jail which I found rather dry and boring. Good bits
and
bad bits with this book then.
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Where Did it All Go Right
by
Andrew Collins
This
book had been selling
well and came well recommeded, but I thought it was a load of bollocks.
I'm not nostalgic for the 70s, not for my childhood, and whilst I could
relate to some of the stuff the author wrote about (he's only a few
years
older than me) this book didn't conjure up any heart warming pangs of
70s
nostalga. Quite the opposite in fact because this book actually made me
feel miserable (although I accept the author didn't mean to make me
feel
this way!). I didn't like this book, but if you want to re-live a 70s
childhood
you'll probably like this book. Quite frankly my childhood wasn't happy
enough to have nostalgic pangs about the 1970s.
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The Damage Done byWarren
Fellows
I
read this book whilst doing
an offshore job. On the same trip I read Simon Winchester's Prison
Diary...this
might say something about my mentality on that job!! Anyway, Fellows
was
banged up in a Thai jail for drug smuggling. Remember the Thai jail
scene
in the second Bridget Jones film? Well Thai jails aren't like that.
They
sound like real shit holes. This book was quite candid and mildy
entertaining.
Not the greatest read ever. The bit about the feverish French guy's
lump
on his neck still makes me gag though. Words and a thousand pictures
anyone???
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McCarthy's Bar by
Pete McCarthy
I
saw this book for sale at
every airport I went into for what seemed like years. I like to think
of
myself of being slightly different to average and have always been put
off buying airport bestsellers. Nevertheless, I gave this book a go,
and
bloody hell it was funny. McCarthy details a trip round Ireland and
it's
really a pretty funny read. I'm loath to say 'a bit like Bill Bryson'
because
such comparisons are made on covers or in reviews of almost every
amusing
travel book these days (or so it seems), but this book is very Bill
Bryson-esque.
But slightly funnier.
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Ajax Barcelona Cruyff The
ABC of an Obstinate Maestro by
Frits
Barend & Henk van Dorp
To
commemorate Johan Cruyff's
50th birthday these two journalist published a series of interviews
with
Cruyff between the 1970's and 1990's. To get the most out of the
interviews
you need to know a bit about Cruyff, what he got up to and why he did
certain
things (for example why he chose to leave Ajax, not go to the 1978
World
Cup, not become the Dutch national team coach etc). I think the need to
know some background information makes the book a bit less accessible
than
it otherwise would be which is a shame really. I think it would have
been
nice if the authors had included some of this background information
prior
to each interview. In conclusion, if you know a lot about Johan Cruyff
and Dutch football you'll probably enjoy this book. If not I suspect
you'll
find this book a little bit disjointed and confusing and perhaps get
the
wrong idea about Cruyff.
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One Hit Wonderland by
Tony Hawks
Fresh
from tennis against
Moldovans the author takes up another challenge, this time to make a
hit
single. Our hero's quest for a chart topper takes him from Nashville to
Albania via Sudan, the Netherlands and Romania, a rather unconventional
route to muscial superstardom you might think. This is a nice tale and
again wittily written. It wasn't as funny as Playing the
Moldovans at
Tennis though. Still worth a read!
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Down and Out in Paris and
London by
George Orwell
In
his early days as a writer
Orwell studied, for want of a better phrase, the poorer classes and in
order to do so spent time living amongst tramps and people struggling
to
find work in both Paris and London. Like The Road to Wigan
Pier Orwell
gives an excellent insight into what being poor and homeless in the
1930's
was like. I really enjoyed this book. Orwell writes in a nice, easy to
read style and is really quite witty. Definitely worth a read!

It's Not About the Bike:My
Journey Back to Life by
Lance Armstrong
Already
a great cyclist, Lance
Armstrong battles back from life threatening cancer to become one of
the
greatest cyclists ever. The tale of how Armstrong battles back is heart
warming in the sense that you realise how close to croaking he was, how
lucky he is to be alive and how much effort and determination he had to
put in to win at cycling again. This alone makes it one of the better
sports
auto-biography's I've read and it makes for a pretty inspiring tale.
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Baggage byEmily
Barr
A
few years ago Emily Barr
used to write a witty column in The Guardian sports supplement on a
Friday
in which she banged on about how much her bloke put sport before her
and
how she got increasingly interested in the sports he was watching. The
column was so good I used to read it first, before the real sports news
which I really wanted to read. So, I was really rather pleased to find
that she'd written a novel. The novel is about a girl who fakes her own
death to get away from a rather serious situation at home and runs away
to Australia. Incredibly some years down the line she's discovered by
an
old friend who inadvertently attracts a media circus to Australia. I
thought
this was a great book with one or two nice twists at the end.

Stamping Grounds by
Charile Connelley
Charlie
Connelley's book is
a tale about going to watch World Cup 2002 quailfying matches featuring
Liechtenstein. In order to do this the author spends some time in
Liechtenstein,
and this book will probably tell you more about the country than you'll
find anywhere else! It's a pleasant enough read, but if you don't like
football this book will have very little appeal. Similarly, if you
don't
want to find out anything about Liechtenstein you won't like it either.
It's not a bad idea for a book, but the premise of going to
Liechtenstein
is based on doing it for the hell of it, rather than something more
pressing,
like, say a bet, which I reckon would made the book a bit better in
that
the author would have more of a sense of urgency.
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Wyatt's Hurricane by
Desmond Bagley
This
suspense thriller is
a bit old, and the fact it was first published in the mid 1960's. I'm
not
sure if it's still in print, but you can definitely buy it at Abebooks.
Anyway set on a politically unstable Carribbean island against the
background
of a military coup just getting underway, our hero, a meteorologist,
attempts
to convince his own superiors, government officials and eventually the
leaders of the military coup that a hurricane is on the way and set to
cause death and destruction. Inevitably the hurricane strikes (so our
hero
gets his weather forecast right - oh how I wish would life imitate art
Ha Ha Ha!) and mayhem follows. The author spins the tale nicely, the
hurricane
descriptions are very well put and there's even a happy ending (he gets
the weather right and gets the girl....I hate him!). The fact that the
book was written in the 1960's shows in the style of language which
reminded
me a bit of a Biggles book I read when I was a bairn.
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Are you Experienced?by
William Sutcliffe
As
someone who has proved
to be less than succesful with the ladies I quite enjoy tales of other
people's misfortune with the supposedly fairer sex. So when I read in The
Guardian that William Sutcliffe's book was a good read about
this very
subject I was quite happy to pay over the odds to buy the book in
Holland.
Briefly it's a tale about a bloke on a year out after his A Levels
going
to India for a few months with his mate's girlfriend who he'd quite
like
to have a bit of how's your father with. Sadly I didn't find his tale
particularly
funny (although The Times claimed that it is 'very
very funny'),
and I suspect this was because I couldn't help but think that I would
hate
to spend any time whatsoever with any of the characters in the book. On
the plus side the book made me glad I never had a year out to go
travelling
and meet wankers like the characters in this book! Also on the plus
side
is that although I didn't like this book it kept me interested until
the
end which leads me to the conclusion that if you can like or at least
empathize
with the characters you might enjoy this book.
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Playing the Moldovans at
Tennis by
Tony Hawks
The
author takes up a crazy
bet that based on the fact he's quite good at tennis he should be able
to beat 11 international footballers from Moldova at tennis. The
footballers
clearly have the athletic prowess, the author the tennis technique.
Which
will prevail? And might at least one of the international not have
picked
up a tennis racket before? This tale is very well spun, wittily written
and has a cracking twist in the plot towards the end. Definitely worth
a read!

The Road to Wigan Pier by
George Orwell
At
the time this was a bit
of a departure from the normal sort of stuff I read, but nevertheless
Orwell's
brief study of the working classes in the UK in the 1930's makes very
good
reading. The book is divided into two parts. In the first part Orwell
travels
to various parts of the UK meeting and mixing with the working classes,
and this part is, to my mind, quite wittily written and gives a bit of
an insight into what life was like then. You also realise that to a
certain
extent some things haven't really changed either which is perhaps a
little
bit alarming! In the second part of the book Orwell discusses
socialism,
how he, as a middle class Englishman, feels about socialism and how his
views towards socialism have changed and developed over the course of
his
life. Putting in bluntly Orwell basically tries to justify his
socialist
views. I enjoyed the first part of the book; it gives the reader a good
impression of working class life at the time and his descriptions
amused
me (althought I suspect this should be seen as a bonus rather than
taken
as an intention of the writer!). The second part of the book bored me.
I don't really care if a middle class Englishman has socialist
leanings,
and in any case considering some of Orwell's other works eg Animal
Farm,
Down and Out in London and Paris and the fact he fought for
the left
in the Spanish Civil War I was aware that he had socialist leanings. On
the other hand I can understand that in the 1930's it was unusual for
middle
class Englishmen to be socialist so some justification of his views
would
have been necessary. I think this is worth a read, and on the basis of
this book I'll probably read some more of Orwell's non-fiction works.
Oh,
and by the way Orwell never got to Wigan Pier.

Are you Dave Gorman? by
Dave Gorman & Danny Wallace
This
book's absolutely brilliant.
It's got almost everything; an interesting, original plot, it's well
and
humorously written and it doesn't take too much effort to read! It's
the
best book I've read in ages. The writers strike an elaborate bet to
meet
54 people named Dave Gorman and then set about meeting them, Dave very
enthusiastically (perhaps not surprisingly!) and Danny with varying
degrees
of enthusiasm. Well worth buying.

Yakking Around the World
by
Simon Hughes
Simon
Hughes is a former professional
crickter and now a writer/journalist. I'm not a massive cricket fan but
this book charting tales of what Simon Hughes got up to whilst
'wintering'
in foreign climes during his cricker career is nevertheless an
entertaining
read. He doesn't delve too much into the ins and outs of cricket nor
does
he go into too many sordid details about what he did and didn't get up,
but the book flows along quite nicely and every now and again hints at
what life in general is like for a professional crickter plying his
trade
just below the top echelon.
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Almost Heaven by
Martin Fletcher
Martin
Fletcher is a journalist
for The Times who after working in the USA for a few years travelled
across
the USA via some rather strange and out of the way places rather than
via
the main tourist stops. He meets a number of interesting people with a
tale to tell and gives the reader a flavour of what 'real America' is
like
away from the big cities and tourist traps. The book's quite wittly
written
and in the vein of Bill Bryson's The Lost Continent
(only not quite
as drole). Worth buying.

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Dan Suri, 3 September 2009